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Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon May 28, 2012 4:06 am

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2 ... rthur.html
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombi ... olice.html

(NaturalNews) The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" may already be underway in Miami, where a human zombie -- a mindless naked man -- was encountered by police officers who found him literally feasting on the face of another naked man. This is a true event and has been reported by CBS Miami (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... on-men-l...) which says:

"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen."

At that point, the police officers shot the zombie once, but he continued feeding on the other man's face. They were forced to shoot him again, which mercifully killed him. Then they sought to aid the victim whose face was already mostly eaten off.

"With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable. Once the bizarre confrontation came to an end, police were left with the task of figuring out what had happened..."

A surveillance video has surfaced of the incident. Here's a still shot from the video, showing the two men lying on the sidewalk, under a road bridge, with a police car parked nearby:
http://www.naturalnews.com/images/Miami ... alypse.jpg

The Miami Herald also reported: "According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man's face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots." (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2 ... killed-o...)

The Zombie apocalypse begins

Are we now witnessing the rise of the zombies? Humans who subject themselves to fluoride, aspartame, psychiatric drugs, vaccines and street drugs end up lobotomizing their higher brains. Vaccines, for starters, cause extreme neurological damage, and some vaccines are actually made of aggressive viruses designed to "eat" targeted regions of the brain, resulting in a biological lobotomy.

What's left is the primal section of the brain, sometimes called the "reptilian brain." Or the "zombie brain," to use a pop culture term. This zombie brain has no morals and no logic. It only knows hunger, sex, violence and fear. It is entirely focused on selfish needs and has no ability to consider the welfare of others.

"America is becoming a zombie nation," award-winning investigative journalist Jim Marrs recently told me in a phone interview. In fact, he wanted to name his most recent book "Zombie Nation," but the publisher overruled him and instead had it named, "The Trillion Dollar Conspiracy," which doesn't even make that much sense given the broad coverage of topics in the book. The word "zombie" did make it into the subtitle, however. Here's the full title: "The Trillion-Dollar Conspiracy: How the New World Order, Man-Made Diseases, and Zombie Banks Are Destroying America." (http://www.amazon.com/The-Trillion-Doll ... -Destroy...)

Got your zombie ammo yet?

One of my firearms instructors, a former Marine sniper who saw front-line action in Iraq, recently told me, "You know why the zombie apocalypse won't really happen?"

"No, tell me," I replied, because I know he has a sick sense of humor.

"Because I want it to," he grinned.

He's hard core. And he's not alone. Among the community of firearms owners and sports shooters, the idea of an approaching zombie apocalypse is already woven into the culture. So much so that a prominent ammunition manufacturer, Hornady, has even introduced its own line of ammo specifically engineered to blast the brains out of zombies.

It's called "Zombie Max Ammo," and it even has a promotional video that publicizes the superior ballistics of Zombie Max ammo by depicting an actual zombie invasion of society, where firearms-owning citizens fight them off with this special ammo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4

(Warning: This video is quite graphic, but before you freak out over it, keep in mind this is no worse than mainstream television shows, some of which are written around this very same theme of zombie attacks and which show far worse violence.)

The video follows up with the intriguing text:

"Hornady Zombie Max ammunition is not a toy, but is intended only to be used on... zombies, also known as the living dead, undead, etc."

Read more about Zombie Max ammo at:
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

You can also buy zombie targets. One website called ZombieAmmo.com sells "zombie targets" that depict humans being taken hostage by zombie creatures:
http://zombieammo.com/zombiepress/zombie_targets/

And if you walk into a gun shop and the salesman shows you the latest wicked .308 AR-10 with a white phosphor night vision scope, a green laser illuminator, and an invisible IR illuminator as a stealth backup target designator, when you ask, "What's all that gear for?" He will smile and tell you, "It's for killin' zombies!"

Some of you who don't visit gun shops actually think I'm trying to be funny and just making this up. The really funny part is that I'm not.

The zombification of America

I suppose that at some deep gut level, most people realize our civilized world is crumbling. The abandonment of law and common sense in the United States (and, heck, the UK too) is just one such sign, but other signs include:

• The increasing number of reports of people who walk right into moving cars and trucks while texting on their mobile devices. This often results in their death. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... 65401/Da...)

• Increases in bizarre reports of people "sleep driving" as they suddenly awake to find themselves driving around town in their own cars in the middle of the night. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/200 ... ning.htm...) From PubMed at the NIH: "Z-drug-impaired drivers may demonstrate cognitive function at low levels with drivers still able to understand and respond to questions while sleepwalkers are completely unable to understand or interact with police. Z-drug-impaired drivers are often severely physically impaired, unable to stand up or maintain balance while sleepwalkers are able to stand and walk unaided." (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21367628)

• The complete lack of intelligent questioning about events where the official government explanation makes absolutely no sense: 9/11, the killing of Bin Laden, etc. (http://www.naturalnews.com/033684_911_truth_WTC_7.html)

• The acceleration of flu shot propaganda which now includes pushing flu shots onto pregnant women, too. Flu shots contain chemical adjuvants that lobotomize brain tissue, causing you to be unable to think rationally.

• The rise of a whole new generation of mumbling, neurologically-damaged children who are now routinely seen out in public. Many of these children are, of course, vaccine damaged.

• Aspartame, which "pickles" the brain in formaldehyde, continues to be consumed in ridiculously high quantities through diet sodas. Have you ever noticed that people who drink a lot of diet soda are also the most brain-numbed people around? (http://www.naturalnews.com/aspartame.html)

• The increase in the sales of products made from human babies. Recently in Korea, a company was busted selling "powdered human baby" in capsules as a longevity pill. And more recently, a UK man was busted in Thailand with six roasted human fetuses in his luggage, wrapped in gold foil. These were being sold as some sort of dark magic power source. Customers apparently eat the fetuses under the belief that doing so will give them power. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... in-thail...)

• Even the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC) recently warned Americans to prepare for what they call "the coming zombie apocalypse." (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombi ... e_CDC.html) According to a May 16, 2011 announcement by the CDC, "...zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine)."

The CDC's zombie apocalypse page, believe it or not, is still posted at: http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatter ... -101-zom...

• But the No. 1 proof that the zombie apocalypse has already begun is none other than the employee roster of the TSA. Have you ever tried to have a logical conversation with a TSA employee? These people have no functioning higher brain and are hired primarily because they are "primal brain" operatives who enjoy sexually molesting little children. Heck, just recently, a Catholic priest who was thrown out of the church for allegations of sexual abuse of children was found to have been granted a job at the TSA! (http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-hired-s ... -pedophi...) (http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-outrage ... d-priest...)

Watch my Vaccine Zombie music video

You may enjoy my "Vaccine Zombie" music video and song at:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=6D051 ... EB85CDF522

or on YouTube at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYI-dC9G0us

Better yet, download the music MP3 file at:
http://www.VaccineZombie.com

(Yes, I wrote and performed the lyrics for this song...)

I've also posted a video called "How to Spot A Vaccine Zombie and Survive the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse"
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=774BC ... 9C90B434FD

What would an actual zombie apocalypse look like?

Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...

Oh wait, that's every day on Wall Street.

But seriously, with each passing day, the U.S. population edges ever closer to true "zombification." And now, we've actually begun to see it taking place on the streets of Miami.

Because when one man LOSES face to another, that's just called politics. But when one man EATS the face of another and won't stop even when he's shot by police, that's zombie land, folks. Lock and load.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombi ... z1w9Zv0jDt


Shiittt. Kinda scary, but I'd love to see a crowd instead. Ugh, that Marine's sick humor is catching on to me.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Mathias » Mon May 28, 2012 12:40 pm

Probably just one of those who thinks he's a zombie, as depicted in World War Z.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon May 28, 2012 3:13 pm

Hell no, the guy was actually eating his face off. I don't know what drug he took or shit, but damn, it robbed him of his brains. I don't even think that he was thinking that he was a zombie, it seemed like he was doing it on purpose.

But fuck man, I guess my parents did the right thing not letting me get any vaccines and letting my immune system grow naturally instead. In all of my life, I haven't had a flu vaccine of any sort as far as i can remember. I don't know If I wanna go to the pharmacy anymore lol.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Unlimited » Mon May 28, 2012 3:24 pm

Has anyone seen the vids yet?
I can't watch them.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon May 28, 2012 5:03 pm

I wish someone filmed the guy eating the other person's face off. As for the news itself, all I found a screenshots depicting the dead cannibal guy's naked leg only. And here's a surveillance video showing his leg too: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/ ... fter-eati/
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby DaCrum » Mon May 28, 2012 5:10 pm

PCP, through and through. There's been reported cases of PCP cannibalism, PCP paradoxical stripping, and increased stamina caused by PCP. And it's MIAMI.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Maru » Mon May 28, 2012 5:25 pm

So it's a drug thing in Miami. My grandparents must be upset.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby DaCrum » Mon May 28, 2012 5:42 pm

Never would've suspected hard drugs in Miami!
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon May 28, 2012 6:13 pm

They also proposed it could have also been cocaine psychosis.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Maru » Mon May 28, 2012 6:23 pm

Musta been higher than Rockzo after rehab then.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Sentios » Tue May 29, 2012 3:51 am

and some vaccines are actually made of aggressive viruses designed to "eat" targeted regions of the brain, resulting in a biological lobotomy.


And here I thought you quoted the more credible article.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Mir@k » Tue May 29, 2012 9:32 am

Wait, is this a joke article or not? The tone of the guy gave me the impression he was fucking around.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Mathias » Tue May 29, 2012 10:26 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Hell no, the guy was actually eating his face off.

I guess you haven't read the book.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Tue May 29, 2012 5:53 pm

DaCrum wrote:PCP, through and through. There's been reported cases of PCP cannibalism, PCP paradoxical stripping, and increased stamina caused by PCP. And it's MIAMI.

Yep.
Probably a jug full.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miama shot and killed

Postby Wulfespinndel » Tue May 29, 2012 6:52 pm

Mathias wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:Hell no, the guy was actually eating his face off.

I guess you haven't read the book.


I kinda wish he did If it wasn't true.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Jay » Wed May 30, 2012 5:08 pm

Why on earth would you post that natural news shit

my god they aren't even trying to pretend

is it a satirical site like the onion?
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Sentios » Wed May 30, 2012 5:46 pm

It's not Jay.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed May 30, 2012 8:11 pm

Since when did the Onion report any real information lol.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Mathias » Wed May 30, 2012 9:05 pm

Jay wrote:is it a satirical site like the onion?

Rosso Rose wrote:Since when did the Onion report any real information lol.

Um...
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby GridsNaranek » Wed May 30, 2012 10:58 pm

Hoooooo boy....

This is not satirical. This is not fictional.

I've seen images of the aftermath and what little remains of the victim's face. It's one of the most horrific images I've ever seen. It's clear that this Rudy guy had absolutely no shred of conscious thought left in him when he was under the influence of whatever it was he was tripping on. 'Bath salts' or something.

Nasty, nasty stuff.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Saint Soul » Wed May 30, 2012 11:24 pm

Go to NatNews article about lithium in water.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby DaCrum » Thu May 31, 2012 12:33 am

'Bath salts'.

Street name for a chemical mixture with the base chemical being a psychedelic with stimulant properties called MDPV, methylenedioxypyrovalerone. A legal hallucinogen basically, similar in properties to PCP, especially in the stimulant/psychedelic reaction. Can cause severe anxiety/agitation which can lead to violent behavior, like what was seen here, or suicidal behavior, like what was seen in New Jersey. Pretty dangerous drug that is fairly accessible right now. Can very quickly lead to a condition which encourages heart attacks and strokes.


Also, Soul, someone is feeding you a crock of shit and you're eating it right up. It's pitiful.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Senel » Thu May 31, 2012 12:56 am

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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby Mir@k » Thu May 31, 2012 12:58 am

Why hasn't marihuana been legalized in your fucking stupid ass country yet?
Can't you see my shithole hellbean country only does whatever daddy americunt up there does? Hurry up papa amerika. loljk but it's kinda dumbfounding to see hard drugs like bath salts or salvia being legal, drugs that are actually able to cause shit like this.
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Re: "Zombified" Lunatic in Miami shot and killed

Postby DaCrum » Thu May 31, 2012 1:00 am

Actually mentioned that in my post Senel.


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