Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.Can he swing, from a web? No he can’t, causse he’s a pig. Look Out! He is a spider pig. - Homer Simpson.

The very best quote I new since 2007... =D

"Living in Hell, well and healthy. Having a domain of your own and having the power to rule all is like an eternity of suffering and repeated death. For being a living immortal in the afterworlds, my life-blood is not with me, but with my back-stabbing brother who is enjoying the bounties of Heaven and holding my heart by the neck..."

-After_Death, Everlasting, Onsent of Winter...

P.S.
That's my own story...

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MQuinny1234:You're prancing around with V's mask on, I thought you'd be happy with that.

Delia Surridge: You've come to kill me, haven't you?
V: Yes.
Delia Surridge: Thank God.

Oh and please read my first literature post. Feel free to bash me and whatnot...
http://www.snafu-comics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50149

If this meal is an acquired taste, I think I'll wait for it to acquire one. ~ Me, at a second rate diner.

Don't disturbed the hornets. ~ Sign on an air force base

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. ~ Woody Allen

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If at first you don't succeed, eliminate all witnesses and remove any evidence you were even there.

"Everything that breathes deserves to live. Everything that tries to slay those who breathe without the permission of the Gods & Animos themselves, deserves to die..."

- Sevidon Blazeshadow, Shadow, General, of the Kingdom of the Crimson Elves
Unibeltrasia: The Fallen Prince

"We act as the mountain holding back two fronts of oceans that will try to dominate each other when they collide. You should thank us for doing you an unconditional favor..."

-Ares Nightshroud, Princess of the Middle Kingdom of the Tigres
Unibeltrasia: The Fallen Prince

"And thus, despite your longing for lasting peace. Building for lives yet not to come, preparing for something absurd and excruciating. Yet, the world you built falls into ruins..."

-Arvales Lluch, Toro Emperor
Unibeltrasia: Reign of Darkness Past

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MQuinny1234:You're prancing around with V's mask on, I thought you'd be happy with that.

Delia Surridge: You've come to kill me, haven't you?
V: Yes.
Delia Surridge: Thank God.

Oh and please read my first literature post. Feel free to bash me and whatnot...
http://www.snafu-comics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50149

"I reject reality and substitute my on"

Adam Savage

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Sleep is for mortals. This explains why most immortals are batshit-crazy, cranky nutbags that'll bang anything.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

The worst thing about hell is that you can see heaven
source:http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2012/04/09/0366-hell/

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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while…It's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace."

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a world completely devoid of people who don't fit social standards is not fun at all

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"There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imaginations of ourselves."-- Bill Hicks

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"You thought you were right. Well guess what? YOUR THOUGHT WAS WRONG"
- Biology teacher from high school, Form 4 Science 1.

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Captain of Innuendo Strike Forces & Founder of Innuendo Striking Technique

"Any gentleman worthy of the title should, at least once in his life, perform some absurd act of gallantry."

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"To unite dreams under the banner of conquest.... I praise your efforts. But warriors, do you not understand? That all dreams eventually disappear, when the dreamers wake."

- Gilgamesh, King of Heroes
Fate/Zero

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Spirit. In every language in all the Realms, surface and Underdark, in every time and every place, the word has a ring of strength and determination. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience, and the poor man's armor. It cannot be broken, and it cannot be taken away. - Drizzt Do'Urden, Ranger of Mielikki

“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." -- Hamlet, 'Hamlet'

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