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Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Grey » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:15 am

So the Great Leader is now sitting on the right hand of his father Kim Il Sung, as they watch over blessed Korea from above. I assume everyone watched as the thousand swans ascended from the lake over which they perched and flew into the distance at the exact moment everyone felt the spirit of the Great Leader leave ouy mortal realm.

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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Jay » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:20 am

I hope his son treats their football team better than he did.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Vegedus » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:30 am

I knew we needed a thread for this. Right now I'm mostly concerned with coming up with puns, but I wonder what his son taking over will mean for North Korea.

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Official biographers claim that his birth at Baekdu Mountain was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens

Man, North Korea, why do you have to be so dangerous, yet so hard to take seriously?
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby BobSagat » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:37 pm

Behold the power of half a century of brainwashing:

http://youtu.be/pSWN6Qj98Iw
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Grey » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:21 pm

i heard when kim jong il died the sheet of ice at the bottom of the volcano outside of pyongyang split in two
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby DaCrum » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:00 am

Apparently the North Koreans are a bunch of babies. Can't even handle a death without crying like one.
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Postby Sentios » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:53 am

I heard someone make the comment that at least now he's not ronery anymore, he's gone to be with Stalin and Mao.

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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Grey » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:27 am

DaCrum wrote:Apparently the North Koreans are a bunch of babies. Can't even handle a death without crying like one.
cry for the cameras or go off to camp

your choice, north korean person
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby DaCrum » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:38 pm

Grey wrote:
DaCrum wrote:Apparently the North Koreans are a bunch of babies. Can't even handle a death without crying like one.
cry for the cameras or go off to camp

your choice, north korean person

I'm just saying. Even after 9/11 I don't think we really had anything like that. I'd assume that was a lot worse for a nation than a leader dying, but of course we're not talking a crazy despotism then.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby EagleMan » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:57 am

It's more about mourning for your nation than for any specific death. The people who died in 9/11 were faceless thousands - you can care on an intellectual level but hardly an emotional one. It was basically the death of our then-identity of America, as Kim Jong Il was the identity of North Korea.

And people don't cry over how "worse" something is compared to another. People will cry over anything as long as the emotional attachment is there, but they can give less of a crap if there isn't one even if there's a big intellectual justification for it (like the stereotypical example of Africans).
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby DaCrum » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:49 am

Well okay then.

How about the death of Vaclav Havel? He was a great representation of the Czech Republic, a true national hero.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:57 am

it's 5 decades of oppression, indoctrination, no outside perspective and most likely death threats. North Korea is very similar to the news reporting side of 1984.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Ro Wong » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:27 am

Let's see... Saddam, Osama, Kim... Think we just need one more guy to round out the party.

"I'm really happy to reach 80. I never expected it, not least having a neighbor – the greatest power in the world – trying to kill me every day."

And really, he's just been such a great sport.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby DaCrum » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:37 am

Castro has played nice. As far as I've heard, he just puts people in prison, doesn't mass murder them. And considering the size of Cuba, I don't think he really could...


So I looked it up. There is arbitrary killings, and massive state control, but even then, Cuba is starting to center. Fidel willingly let go of power to his brother, who has been more than willing to begin progressive movement in Cuba, if a bit slow.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Grey » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:12 pm

you forgot gaddaffi, ro
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby EagleMan » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:56 am

Cuba actually does well on some metrics though, it's not just a craphole like Libya or North Korea. It's certainly not an ideal country however.

It's sort of a benevolent dictatorship except the guy is crazy but he's not being crazy in a selfish way like many other dictators.

Of course, the standard gets skewed here some because of how incredibly self-absorbed some people like Gaddafi were.
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Postby DaCrum » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:08 am

Castro is probably most crazy in his anti-American sentiments, then again, can you blame him after how many times we've tried to kill him?
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Postby Innocence Abandoned » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:18 am

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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Marquis de Soth » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:18 am

DaCrum wrote:Apparently the North Koreans are a bunch of babies. Can't even handle a death without crying like one.


That's the sound of having a bayonet shoved up your ass just off camera.
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Postby Ro Wong » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:08 am

Grey wrote:you forgot gaddaffi, ro


Right, thanks. Some reason, I always forget about that guy. Hell, have to keep reminding myself which country he's in. Just isn't as...noticeable to me as the other four.
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Malumultimus » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:57 pm

I didn't find out until 2 days after it happened. Kinda' bummed about missing the swans.

DaCrum wrote:I'm just saying. Even after 9/11 I don't think we really had anything like that. I'd assume that was a lot worse for a nation than a leader dying, but of course we're not talking a crazy despotism then.


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Postby CrimsonJack » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:07 pm

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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby DaCrum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:54 pm

Did we have crowds crying 2 days after JFK though?
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Re: Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il Sheds Mortal Coil

Postby Malumultimus » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:09 pm

If something's emotional enough for you to cry about it, I don't see how two days will make a difference. Being in a crowd will only make it more likely to happen, and it's North Korea so they're always in crowds.
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