@True Order: I kid, I kid, I'm enjoying the game so much--sneaking n stabbin' people. I wish for a hooded gear, though.

Ouch, my hourse carl (Lydia) died (killed by a giant with club-- flew a long way)... Can I hire another house carl?

And has anyone done the Thorald side quest?

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You have to sneak inside the Battle-Born house and steal a book. It also helps by going to your Quest log (Hit J while map is open or hit Escape and go to Quests) and Track the stuff you're doing by hitting Enter on the quest highlighted.

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Nope, when a follower dies, its dead. Though you can get them back if you know the Undead Thrall spell, which creates a permanent zombie (until killed or dispelled)

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^That spells sounds kickass....it's a master conjuration spell isn't it?


IN OTHER NEWS:
NO! The steward of Whiterun won't let me live there, even though the Empire controls it now..

RACIST BASTARD!! If this gane were even more complex I would petition to impeach the SHIT out of that guy. I know the other Argonians would agree with me.

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"Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?"

Get Flame Thrall, which summons an eternal Flame Atronach
Try to cast it
"You don't have enough magicka"
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^How much magicka does it cost?

Other thing:

Soooo Lucien Lachance... I summoned him to help me kill a briar-heart and now he's just hanging with me..

And he talks quite often. It'd be cool if he didn't use that SPOOOOOKY voice 24/7. He's a funny one..

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"Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?"

I believe it costs me around 600 mana to use, though I suppose that becomes more manageable when I get Master Conjuration, which halves the mana cost.

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Lachance has a quite a bit of Brotherhood specific things he'll say, especially as you go through their quests. It's nice.

Put my warrior and rogue on hold to try wizard. Pretty neat. Though I got to say, between stealing, the Guild, and the Brotherhood, rogues make so much cash.
Yet to have a character who didn't do some smithing. It's fun.

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Sneaking is hard... I was expecting a way to beat the truth out of one of them he he~ Thanks.

@Asmo: No way I can get another one?

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Eh, you don't really have to sneak, haha. When I did it there was no one in the house and the house was unlocked. Only hard bit was that the room the book is in has a lock you have to pick

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Skyrim: You're doing it wrong

Being Irish should totally be a talent tree

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"Why are we stopping?" Weeelll....

This should get MLP fans excited

This one had me cracking up

Honestly, why doesn't any of that hilarious stuff ever happen to my game?

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^ Those are funny, though I don't get why you made that horse one sound better than it really was.
The only bugs I run into are the ones where you get stuck in place, damn Dwemer ruins.

So random fact:

I recently became a werewolf and went through all that "hectic" jazz.

And I have a habit of spitting out weird one-liners when owning people's faces off and talking like this particular wolf, which is based off of something isn't it?

Well, I was in the process of becoming cured of the Werewolf disease when I realized I had to fight the spirit of the wolf....and I couldn't do it...I kept "hearing" it say those hilarious things I said as a Werewolf.

And so I remained a Werewolf.

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"Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?"

These horses appear to be magic.

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One time when I was high, I thought I was in an ambulance dying. Turns out I was just eating sherbert.
-stufflikehearts-

Hey thanks for this one! Really helpful

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online ged programs

Finally got a new tv. Now I can actually see when I become a level four vampire. Not just find out when guards start attacking me.

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"I'M GOING TO SMACK THE LADY OFF OF YOUR DICK!"- BR
"Senel I had forgotten how gorgeous your face is." - Doctress

^SO your tv is now big enough to see the text?

How new is it?

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"Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?"

Hmm so I've been thinking... Khajit unarmed strikes (claws) do quite a lot of damage early on, having a 15 damage counter.

So if one were to get the Fists of Steel perk, which adds your gloves armor rating towards your damage, AND you get an enchantment that gives more damage to unarmed strikes, I think you might just rival Daedric weapons.

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I know what I'm doing next game (Wanted to go Hand to Hand on my Orc but it just wasn't working out). Elemental Fury also doesnt work on fists so soob

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No idea how new as to the exact release date. Just now I can read non pausing text.

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"I'M GOING TO SMACK THE LADY OFF OF YOUR DICK!"- BR
"Senel I had forgotten how gorgeous your face is." - Doctress

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Pfft hahaha do they actually sit on you? Cuz that would be awesome?

So I heard you liked the Skyrim soundtrack? 4 and a half hours of glorious ear sex.

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Semi unrelated but the last boss in Minecraft is a dragon that flies around and breathes shit on you. I was watching my friend do it and I'm like "Ho fuck 8bit Skyrim"

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That's so related it hurts, Coos.
now I wanna fight the lastboss in minecraft!

Hacks. Hacks out my anus.

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god damn dragons hurt so much now that they made elemental and magic resistance null v_v Unfortunately I couldn't sneak past the 5 dragons guarding the way to Sovngarde

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