Go check out the new Satans Excrement comic!


For anyone who thought Satans Excrement has no storyline, make sure to tune in next week! The next page is going to answer allot of questions- the biggest one: What role does god play in this comic? I hope you guys are enjoying BLACK FRIDAY! To celebrate- heres a video of a black friday stampede running someone over! God bless America!

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Innocence Abandoned: And that's why scissors always knows exactly the right things to say to newbs.
Chuckledarkly: Scissors don't lie. Only cut.
Blood Lord: Scissors, I tip my hat to you, my good sir and/or madam for giving me a good chuckle today.

Great all the answers will come right after I leave for Basic training, fml. Either way love your comics and gonna miss them for the next 3 months.

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I'm in the U.S Navy and defending among other things your right to be a dumbass about an online comic, please enjoy.

That video makes me sorry that I'm a) Human and b) work retail.

Haha that video got me tense!
Also, here's a reply to the video: When people say "God Bless America", they don't know that He left that place a long time ago...

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

...WHAT!??!


3 whole months!!! God daym! Good luck! I hope you come back in one piece- idk what your training for but i assume its gonna be a lot of hard work.


If I worked in retail on black friday i would commit suicide! Its to much fucking chaos! I watched so many videos yesterday it was crazy, bitches were pepper spraying eachother, trampling eachother, doing all sorts of crazy shit for 50% off on TOWELS.

fucking TOWELS.


I'm loving all the replies to that video haha! People are taking it super seriously!
I don't blame them- its a really horrible thing that we have people who act like that, but instead of dedicating hate to it i dedicate some laughs

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