The helium he is speaking of is a welcome and also a speculation as to how the special properties of Jack's sword will aid Buttercup when Sam tries to...oh, it's not that hard to understand. Try to figure it out.
Innocence Abandoned: And that's why scissors always knows exactly the right things to say to newbs.
Chuckledarkly: Scissors don't lie. Only cut.
Blood Lord: Scissors, I tip my hat to you, my good sir and/or madam for giving me a good chuckle today.