Well MLS, I have to ask you one teeny weeny question. Whenever you see a military figure on the news (Or anywhere in real life) what are they normal holding? A two handed gun. Why? Because you can aim a hell of alot better then if your holding it in one hand and firing (And it's not as strainful). Whenever you do see someone using two Uzi's it's normally in a "EAT LEAD YOU BASTARDS! WRAAAAGH!" scene in a movie where they just charge out of cover and fire randomly into the enemy, not caring where it lands and even if they did it would be incredibly hard to do that with the weight, distance in guns, and the rapid recoil effect of firing two seperate rapid fire guns in both hands. Which is something Commando characters tend to do, and it only works because they have plot armor/the enemy went to the Imperial Stormtrooper marksmen academy/because it's a very flimsy story.
For the king, For the king, For the sake of Skyrim. For the Nine, for the hope of High Hrothgar's pass, and for all of Sovngarde; Where the souls sing your song. For the king, For our King, who will guard Hrothgar! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan, fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!