The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:01 am

Right. Because normal soldiers dual wield MP5ks. You realize those guns weigh 8 pounds loaded, right?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:25 am

I can hold triple that in one hand. Plus, I never said she dual-wields, I just said she has a pair of them.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:31 am

That's true, and you're bullshitting me. Just because you can carry 24lbs in one hand doesn't mean at all you can operate an 8lb gun with any matter of usefulness.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:45 am

Of course I can't but I have very little military training. My character, however, has a lot of military training. I doubt I'd even be very useful with any gun. But I'm not my character.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:53 am

Obviously. That's the definition of Mary Sue. Whatever. My recommendation to you is to stop arguing with the guy who determines if you're in the damned RP. Make it longer by the way. 1 primary gun, got it?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Villain » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:55 am

Well MLS, I have to ask you one teeny weeny question. Whenever you see a military figure on the news (Or anywhere in real life) what are they normal holding? A two handed gun. Why? Because you can aim a hell of alot better then if your holding it in one hand and firing (And it's not as strainful). Whenever you do see someone using two Uzi's it's normally in a "EAT LEAD YOU BASTARDS! WRAAAAGH!" scene in a movie where they just charge out of cover and fire randomly into the enemy, not caring where it lands and even if they did it would be incredibly hard to do that with the weight, distance in guns, and the rapid recoil effect of firing two seperate rapid fire guns in both hands. Which is something Commando characters tend to do, and it only works because they have plot armor/the enemy went to the Imperial Stormtrooper marksmen academy/because it's a very flimsy story.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:00 am

I think it would be good to point this out. This is an incredibly important point.

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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:51 am

Alright, I edited her. You did say brief on the personality and history, I don't know what, if anything, I should add to them that won't need a lot of explaining.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:38 am

Just for clarification, your person is using a scoped Springfield M1903, right? The 5-round, clip-fed .30-06 bolt action?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:24 pm

Yeah. Why?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:00 pm

Just making sure you're thinking of the right gun is all.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:11 pm

Sometimes, that's all she needs.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Fummoffu » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:49 pm

I will join this. The planet surface and weaponry reminds me of Fallout.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Archrival » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:06 pm

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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:22 am

You gonna join Arch?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:53 am

So, what do I need to change about her?
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:56 am

Make it longer by the way. 1 primary gun, got it?


Not too much longer, just a decent sized paragraph.

Ya know, I might add an appearance too but I don't feel like it right now.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Archrival » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:22 am

DaCrum wrote:You gonna join Arch?

In too many already or I would.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Tuor » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:08 pm

THEN LEAVE THE OOC.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Archrival » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:25 pm

TRYING BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DRAWING ME BACK IN.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Tuor » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:38 pm

*punt*
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:47 pm

Lolwhut.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:54 pm

You said brief, I did brief. If you want a paragraph, that's going into details.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby DaCrum » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:21 am

Uhm. Here's my definition of brief: A paragraph. Which is about 2-5 sentences. Brief.
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Re: The Odyssey of Colburn et al. OOC

Postby Belwicket » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:05 pm

That's detailed to me. I'll do it but a lot of stuff still won't make sense.

Edit: Added a little to her a couple days ago.
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