"What is it?" Stephanie whispered.
"That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster."
She looked at Skulduggery. "You don't know what it is, do you?"
"I told you what it is. It's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us."

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

"You know why Darth Vader went to the dark side? He was dating a red head that wouldn't put out." - Eric Forman on That 70's Show

Thief: We found and breached the sea shrine all thanks to Fighter's brilliant display of naval ability.
Fighter: It's because I do one hundred sit-ups every day!
Thief: Lets not dwell on that statement.

Sarda: I have reconstituted your bodies more or less perfectly.
Red Mage: What's "More or Less" supposed to mean?
Sarda: Look, you have redundant biological systems for a reason, don't worry about it.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

Guest: Do you know how many testicles are in this country??
Stephen Colbert: I hope its an even number!

...but let me tell you, folks. You can't fix stupid.
There's not a pill you can't take
there's not a class you can go to
Stupid is forevuh.

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nothing is true
everything is permitted

There's no such thing as no such thing.

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Final Fantasy IX was the best Final Fantasy game ever and if you think otherwise you are WRONG!

My fanfiction account. Comments and criticisms are very welcome.

"Curiousity killed the cat... but satisfaction brought it back." - Some dude I knew by the name of Renee.

"I may have disappointed you but you have NEVER disappointed me. And you never will." - Skulduggery Pleasant

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Lord Soth: ^ That one does have a fascination in making people more sparkly.
Sable: And here I thought the sparkles you added to everything was cocaine.

"You want to see something strange and mystical?"
"NO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS WILL YA!? SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! UUUUUUUGHHHHHHH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"-Freakazoid

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

Those who fight monsters should take care not to become a monster too, for if you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you.

Nitezsche

(This quotes are from the novel I'm working on...)

"Peace can never be realized until someone brings me to my death..." - Prince Tamiron

"Every little hope that you cling on will only lead to your ultimate fall..." - Prince Tamiron

"Today the empire, tomorrow the world..." - Arch Bishop Menoich

"War is the answer to all things that are not agreed upon..." - Prince Tamiron

"You know? I can tear your body to pieces with this tinsy-winsy light you call a spark..."
- Princess Evangeline

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MQuinny1234:You're prancing around with V's mask on, I thought you'd be happy with that.

Delia Surridge: You've come to kill me, haven't you?
V: Yes.
Delia Surridge: Thank God.

Oh and please read my first literature post. Feel free to bash me and whatnot...
http://www.snafu-comics.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50149

"Where you invest your love, you invest your life." - Mumford & Sons.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

"Mess spelled backward is 'ssem.'" - Delirium, from Sandman series

"[I'll surrender] when God kisses Satan and all the Incarnations applaud!" - Orb, from And Eternity, Incarnations of Immortality Series by Piers Anthony

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Official Forum Mom

"I have better things to do in life than sue Andrew fucking Lloyd Webber."

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Escape will make me God.

"This one time, while playing with a pan on my head, My brother dead-legged me so fucking hard I boiled soup with my rage. By the way, here's your soup. -limping away-" -no idea

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

I bet dead people are easier to get along with. - Crona.

If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written. - Artemis Fowl.

I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during spring time. You should visit sometime. - Richard.

I have an idea. It starts with "s" and ends with "litting their throats. - Belkar Bitterleaf.

Simon! Don't believe in yourself - believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you! - Kamina.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

"We've all got some place we wanna go. The tricky thing is finding your way to it."

~An old friend

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."
— Kvothe in "The Wise Man's Fear"

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"If the lessons of history teaches us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us."
- Anon

"It is not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"
- Batman

"When the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world"
- Timon "The Lion King"

"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world that he doesn't exist"

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

Fix'd

Not one...

(Continued in another thread.)

(22 days on a thread that has over 10000 views, very forgivable if it wasn't for the 3 others at the EXACT SAME TIME.)

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"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

The Chronometal Wars, a fan-fiction taking place in the PPGD Universe. Catastrophe is the only certainty.

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
-Groucho Marx

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Final Fantasy IX was the best Final Fantasy game ever and if you think otherwise you are WRONG!

My fanfiction account. Comments and criticisms are very welcome.

Frau Blucher! (WHINNY)-Young Frankenstein

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

Nails that stick out, get hammered.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

There are only two circumstances under which a person disregards the rules of society. When they commit a crime, or when they're in love." Harleen Quinzel, aka Harley Quinn

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nothing is true
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If you fail the first time, try again.

Then quit, there's no point being a damn fool about it.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”