well, y'know....there ARE options for you.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Might as well be proud of it. :/

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Escape will make me God.

I guess that's a good way to go about it. I hated being a virgin.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

I'm on the fence with my virginity.

You're suggesting surgery?

or you could just get really really fat

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Idk... Think I can pull it off?

You're all awesome somehow! People say that I'm awesome because somehow I can eat nothing for 14 hours, without complaining, but after that I can stuff myself with 10 kg of food in minutes! Now that's when you start thinking "am I fat or what?!"

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

You gotta try harder than that. Folks can go a day or two without eating.Jump it already.You could just develop your chest. Get buff, get boobs a la Vin Diesel.

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yeah I can go a day without eating with hardly a complaint

it's just that most people are so used to having food on a regular basis that they get hungry if they don't have food every couple of hours

i can stuff myself too, but it's not a healthy thing to eat like that


and if Kyjik started taking estrogen he'd develop boobs that look like boobs
course he'd also start looking like a woman as well
but a man with woman boobs would just be creepy

I never understood why people are so crazy about their virginity one way or the other. Sex is fun, but so are many other things. If you want to have sex, then find a partner, if you don't want to have sex then don't find a partner. If your not sure then try it once if you don't like it don't do it again. It's not such a huge deal as people put in it. Wear a condom.

Fucking teenagers.

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Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

eh, I just hated feeling like a kid

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

It's all about the teachings of your parents. They always say "Do it with some who deserves it". Ok, not always, but you get the picture. They tell their children all kinds of teachings. Also there's a religious view about it, that those who are virgin are holy-er than those who aren't. It gets to the heads of some religious people. Others just don't care about it.

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

I dunno, I guess I just never saw that as the measure of adulthood, but then again I'm a crafty bastard when it comes to the ladies.

Protip:I found out a long time ago that if your friends with a lady and she won't sleep with you (your like a brother to me) she isn't against the idea of you having sex. So ask her this "We are good friends, but I am still a guy. Do you know any ladies who are drunk sluts that you aren't happy with but can hook me up with?"

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Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

Nice tactic. Does it work?

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

Nah it doesn't, that's why it's a protip.

I'm like, ten times to virgin DC is.

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More than once, women can vindictive towards other women. It's win win if a lady can get revenge on a woman who slighted her, and get her platonic friend laid. Or maybe my female friends are just better friends than yours are.

xerxes: that being said it only puts you in a good position you still have to seal the deal.

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Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

You sure seem like you have a lot of experience. You remind of a guy named Barney from TV series "How I met your mom".

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

I may be awesome, but Neil Patrick Harris is more awesome.

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Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

if a gay guy can convince you he is a ladykiller, then he is completely awesome.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

You either know him or you just don't like him.
Still, It's awesome

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

wut

You just don't like me, do you?

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Sanity is like a parachute, just because I lost mine, doesn't mean I can borrow yours...

It's not a matter of liking you or not, you just made no damn sense with that last post.

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