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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:09 pm

well, y'know....there ARE options for you.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby DaCrum » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:09 pm

Lily wrote:I think it's cool that DC says he's awesome partly cuz he's a virgin, I'm not being sarcastic here.

Might as well be proud of it. :/
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:10 pm

I guess that's a good way to go about it. I hated being a virgin.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mathias » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:12 pm

I'm on the fence with my virginity.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Kyjik » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:13 pm

Lily wrote:well, y'know....there ARE options for you.



You're suggesting surgery?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:14 pm

or you could just get really really fat
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Kyjik » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:16 pm

Idk... Think I can pull it off?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:17 pm

You're all awesome somehow! People say that I'm awesome because somehow I can eat nothing for 14 hours, without complaining, but after that I can stuff myself with 10 kg of food in minutes! Now that's when you start thinking "am I fat or what?!"
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:22 pm

You gotta try harder than that. Folks can go a day or two without eating.
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Kyjik wrote:Idk... Think I can pull it off?
You could just develop your chest. Get buff, get boobs a la Vin Diesel.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:26 pm

yeah I can go a day without eating with hardly a complaint

it's just that most people are so used to having food on a regular basis that they get hungry if they don't have food every couple of hours

i can stuff myself too, but it's not a healthy thing to eat like that


and if Kyjik started taking estrogen he'd develop boobs that look like boobs
course he'd also start looking like a woman as well
but a man with woman boobs would just be creepy
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:31 pm

I never understood why people are so crazy about their virginity one way or the other. Sex is fun, but so are many other things. If you want to have sex, then find a partner, if you don't want to have sex then don't find a partner. If your not sure then try it once if you don't like it don't do it again. It's not such a huge deal as people put in it. Wear a condom.

Fucking teenagers.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:33 pm

eh, I just hated feeling like a kid
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:38 pm

It's all about the teachings of your parents. They always say "Do it with some who deserves it". Ok, not always, but you get the picture. They tell their children all kinds of teachings. Also there's a religious view about it, that those who are virgin are holy-er than those who aren't. It gets to the heads of some religious people. Others just don't care about it.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:42 pm

Lily wrote:eh, I just hated feeling like a kid

I dunno, I guess I just never saw that as the measure of adulthood, but then again I'm a crafty bastard when it comes to the ladies.

Protip:I found out a long time ago that if your friends with a lady and she won't sleep with you (your like a brother to me) she isn't against the idea of you having sex. So ask her this "We are good friends, but I am still a guy. Do you know any ladies who are drunk sluts that you aren't happy with but can hook me up with?"
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Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:45 pm

zepherin wrote:I dunno, I guess I just never saw that as the measure of adulthood, but then again I'm a crafty bastard when it comes to the ladies.

Protip:I found out a long time ago that if your friends with a lady and she won't sleep with you (your like a brother to me) she isn't against the idea of you having sex. So ask her this "We are good friends, but I am still a guy. Do you know any ladies who are drunk sluts that you aren't happy with but can hook me up with?"

Nice tactic. Does it work?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:46 pm

Nah it doesn't, that's why it's a protip.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:47 pm

I'm like, ten times to virgin DC is.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:49 pm

More than once, women can vindictive towards other women. It's win win if a lady can get revenge on a woman who slighted her, and get her platonic friend laid. Or maybe my female friends are just better friends than yours are.

xerxes: that being said it only puts you in a good position you still have to seal the deal.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
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Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:56 pm

zepherin wrote:More than once, women can vindictive towards other women. It's win win if a lady can get revenge on a woman who slighted her, and get her platonic friend laid. Or maybe my female friends are just better friends than yours are.

xerxes: that being said it only puts you in a good position you still have to seal the deal.

You sure seem like you have a lot of experience. You remind of a guy named Barney from TV series "How I met your mom".
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:08 pm

Xerxes wrote:You sure seem like you have a lot of experience. You remind of a guy named Barney from TV series "How I met your mom".

I may be awesome, but Neil Patrick Harris is more awesome.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
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Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:20 pm

if a gay guy can convince you he is a ladykiller, then he is completely awesome.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:51 pm

You either know him or you just don't like him. :unsure:
Still, It's awesome
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mathias » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:59 pm

wut
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Xerxes » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:01 pm

Mathias wrote:wut

You just don't like me, do you?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:07 pm

It's not a matter of liking you or not, you just made no damn sense with that last post.
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