Name: Alice Sapphire Strom (Yes, my initials spell ass)
Circle your preferred Snark (Only one):
Deadpan Cynical(Goofy)Biting (such a comedian)
Short Answer Questions
You have been abducted by aliens in the middle of the night, dressed only in your jammies. The aliens (cow-like beings who stand on their hind legs) confront you and demand to know mankind's leader otherwise there will be much anal probing. What do you tell them?
"Oh, he lives down the block in the big black house. Go probe him, he loves it."
Question Two: (references to Question One)
The aliens return you home at dawn with minimal anal probing. As you walk through the front door gently rubbing your abused bum, your mum (who is cooking delicious omelettes) demands to know where you've been all night. What do you tell her?
"I was captured by aliens who wanted to take over the world and probe the leader's ass. Can I have ham and cheese in my omelette?"
Say something witty.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Sorry, once I start going, I can't stop.
Last edited by Belwicket
on Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:22 pm, edited 3 times in total.