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 Post subject: Get ready, I guess...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:36 am 
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The end is nigh?

I guess the end is coming this May 21st. So...smoke 'em if you got 'em? Jeez that was a huge article too. I only skimmed, but of course it seems like nutter nonsense. But, you know how it is.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:47 am 
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They're wearing sweatshirts and other clothing announcing the "Awesome News," that Judgment Day is coming on May 21. On that day, people who will be saved will be raptured up to heaven. The rest will endure exactly 153 days of death and horror before the world ends on October 21. That message is splashed across their five sleek, vinyl-wrapped RVs, bearing this promise: "The Bible guarantees it!"


Given that the Rapture as popularly conceived has no Biblical backing, they're probably going to be disappointed.

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For sure, that day will roll on by just as any other May two-four I have ever known. I got fifty thousand won riding on it that they change the date when nothing happens.

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They're wearing sweatshirts and other clothing announcing the "Awesome News," that Judgment Day is coming on May 21. On that day, people who will be saved will be raptured up to heaven. The rest will endure exactly 153 days of death and horror before the world ends on October 21. That message is splashed across their five sleek, vinyl-wrapped RVs, bearing this promise: "The Bible guarantees it!"


Given that the Rapture as popularly conceived has no Biblical backing, they're probably going to be disappointed.


To add to this, the Rapture event is mentioned and said that it will happen but the actual word is nowhere used at all

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doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?

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It does indeed say that

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Meh, I'm of the opinion, the Apocalyse was meant to describe the story of the Roman Empire and Nero versus Christianity in the 1st century, anyhow.

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Didn't this happen in 1999?

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Lily wrote:
doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:
It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012? But I think people kind of decided to forget about it. Anyhow, If what you guys say its true then this is the most pointless thread that I've ever posted in.

But it's still worth it.
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Convergence is nigh!
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I am not turning into orange goo so some guy can be reunited with his dead wife or whatever.

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Rosso Rose wrote:
Lily wrote:
doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:
It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012?


there was a thread a while back saying that that's not even the correct date or something like that.

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ahhh 2012. December. I have got to have some end of the world sex. Even if I don't believe it, somebody will and they will give it %110.

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Lily wrote:
doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?

Therefore if every person on the world predicts the end of the world on separate days we got about 7 billion safe days ahead of us.

And that'd just be from people alive today!
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EagleMan wrote:
Lily wrote:
doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?
Therefore if every person on the world predicts the end of the world on separate days we got about 7 billion safe days ahead of us.

And that'd just be from people alive today!
I've been thinking this for years and it's my favorite loop-hole of all time. Unfortunately, it may mean somebody eventually guesses right.

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As long as we have nuts in Times Square saying "the world will end tomorrow" we're safe.

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Whatis6times9 wrote:
As long as we have nuts in Times Square saying "the world will end tomorrow" we're safe.
Heh, pretty much.

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Well God could argue that it doesn't apply unless the sign was written the day before the "tomorrow" in question. Or it could be a woman that does it and it doesn't apply since he said "man". God's going to get technical. It would be lovely irony to observe (not that it ever would happen).
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Lily wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:
Lily wrote:
doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:
It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012?


there was a thread a while back saying that that's not even the correct date or something like that.

Yeah, wasn't it something about the calendar is wrong and technically 2012 already passed?

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No not really. I made that thread a while back saying that the end of the world is not until another few years or so.
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You say that like you actually believe the world will end soon, but that people simply got the date wrong.
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it would be kind of nice if the world ends soon. then I wouldn't have to pay off my student loans...

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what's your damage?

I'll have a a bit over 60k myself. For an mba+ba that isn't too terrible. High but not as high as some I've seen.

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