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Get ready, I guess...

Postby LightStarr » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:36 am

The end is nigh?

I guess the end is coming this May 21st. So...smoke 'em if you got 'em? Jeez that was a huge article too. I only skimmed, but of course it seems like nutter nonsense. But, you know how it is.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Jonathon Redley » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:47 am

They're wearing sweatshirts and other clothing announcing the "Awesome News," that Judgment Day is coming on May 21. On that day, people who will be saved will be raptured up to heaven. The rest will endure exactly 153 days of death and horror before the world ends on October 21. That message is splashed across their five sleek, vinyl-wrapped RVs, bearing this promise: "The Bible guarantees it!"


Given that the Rapture as popularly conceived has no Biblical backing, they're probably going to be disappointed.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby LightStarr » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:50 am

For sure, that day will roll on by just as any other May two-four I have ever known. I got fifty thousand won riding on it that they change the date when nothing happens.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby zepherin » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:34 am

Don't drink the Kool-Aid.



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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Kkeellaacc » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:41 pm

Jonathon Redley wrote:
They're wearing sweatshirts and other clothing announcing the "Awesome News," that Judgment Day is coming on May 21. On that day, people who will be saved will be raptured up to heaven. The rest will endure exactly 153 days of death and horror before the world ends on October 21. That message is splashed across their five sleek, vinyl-wrapped RVs, bearing this promise: "The Bible guarantees it!"


Given that the Rapture as popularly conceived has no Biblical backing, they're probably going to be disappointed.


To add to this, the Rapture event is mentioned and said that it will happen but the actual word is nowhere used at all
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Riz » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:55 pm

doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Kkeellaacc » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:01 pm

It does indeed say that
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Rival » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:39 pm

Meh, I'm of the opinion, the Apocalyse was meant to describe the story of the Roman Empire and Nero versus Christianity in the 1st century, anyhow.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby narutodesu » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:45 pm

He is coming!

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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Morpheus » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:07 pm

Didn't this happen in 1999?
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Glahardt » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:44 pm

Convergence is nigh!
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:11 pm

Lily wrote:doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012? But I think people kind of decided to forget about it. Anyhow, If what you guys say its true then this is the most pointless thread that I've ever posted in.

But it's still worth it.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Icha » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:38 pm

Glahardt wrote:Convergence is nigh!
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Riz » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:20 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:
Lily wrote:doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012?


there was a thread a while back saying that that's not even the correct date or something like that.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby zepherin » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:41 pm

ahhh 2012. December. I have got to have some end of the world sex. Even if I don't believe it, somebody will and they will give it %110.

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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby EagleMan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:20 pm

Lily wrote:doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?

Therefore if every person on the world predicts the end of the world on separate days we got about 7 billion safe days ahead of us.

And that'd just be from people alive today!
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Ace of Flames » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:31 pm

EagleMan wrote:
Lily wrote:doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?
Therefore if every person on the world predicts the end of the world on separate days we got about 7 billion safe days ahead of us.

And that'd just be from people alive today!
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Whatis6times9 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:31 pm

As long as we have nuts in Times Square saying "the world will end tomorrow" we're safe.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Glahardt » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:12 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:As long as we have nuts in Times Square saying "the world will end tomorrow" we're safe.
Heh, pretty much.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby EagleMan » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:28 am

Well God could argue that it doesn't apply unless the sign was written the day before the "tomorrow" in question. Or it could be a woman that does it and it doesn't apply since he said "man". God's going to get technical. It would be lovely irony to observe (not that it ever would happen).
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Princess » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:44 am

Lily wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:
Lily wrote:doesn't the bible say that no man can know when it will happen?


Calek wrote:It does indeed say that


Gosh, If that's true, then what was the point of believing in Mayan shit anyway? And I thought this so-called end was on December 21st 2012?


there was a thread a while back saying that that's not even the correct date or something like that.

Yeah, wasn't it something about the calendar is wrong and technically 2012 already passed?
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:45 pm

No not really. I made that thread a while back saying that the end of the world is not until another few years or so.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby EagleMan » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:11 pm

You say that like you actually believe the world will end soon, but that people simply got the date wrong.
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby Riz » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:26 pm

it would be kind of nice if the world ends soon. then I wouldn't have to pay off my student loans...
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Re: Get ready, I guess...

Postby zepherin » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:54 am

what's your damage?

I'll have a a bit over 60k myself. For an mba+ba that isn't too terrible. High but not as high as some I've seen.
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