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Your new zodiac sign

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:03 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/1 ... stin_leigh

I'm not going to believe in this crap, I'm a Scorpio no matter what. I became a Libra.

Here are the new dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

EDIT:

The newest sign introduced in the zodiac is known as Ophiuchus, a zodiac sign based on a real life person. And this sign is quite unique too.

Ophiuchus:

* Many people are envious of the Ophiuchan as he/she progresses well throughout life.

* A seeker of wisdom and knowledge

* A flamboyant dressing sense, favouring bright colours.

* Authority looks upon him/her well

* Would make a great architect or builder

* Number 12 is the lucky number.

* Will have a big family but will leave home at an early age
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby nicomon » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:07 am

Fuck this, I'm going with you. I'm definitely not a Virgo.


Rosso Rose wrote:EDIT:

The newest sign introduced in the zodiac is known as Ophiuchus, a zodiac sign based on a real life person. And this sign is quite unique too.

Ophiuchus:

* Many people are envious of the Ophiuchan as he/she progresses well throughout life.

* A seeker of wisdom and knowledge

* A flamboyant dressing sense, favouring bright colours.

* Authority looks upon him/her well

* Would make a great architect or builder

* Number 12 is the lucky number.

* Will have a big family but will leave home at an early age

Ophiuchus has actually fit into the rules used to decide zodiac constellations as long as the rest have, but for some reason was never made into a zodiac sign. Who was it based off of?
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby zepherin » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:12 am

nicomon wrote:Fuck this, I'm going with you. I'm definitely not a Virgo.

They trying to downgrade you to Virgo also?

Did they just retcon 2000 years of astrology?

I suppose it is just making up some new shit to add to the old made up shit.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby nicomon » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:28 am

Whaddya mean shit? It does work, it's just not the most accurate thing in the world. Whenever I look at a horoscope(which is incredibly rare), I have always taken a look at the signs before and after mine(was Libra). It increases the accuracy massively. Keep checking the one for your old sign, because the new system doesn't change any meanings, even though it should. The meanings should line up with the days they covered, not the symbols. I agree with the retconning though. It seems kinda pointless.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:04 am

nicomon wrote:Fuck this, I'm going with you. I'm definitely not a Virgo.


Rosso Rose wrote:EDIT:

The newest sign introduced in the zodiac is known as Ophiuchus, a zodiac sign based on a real life person. And this sign is quite unique too.

Ophiuchus:

* Many people are envious of the Ophiuchan as he/she progresses well throughout life.

* A seeker of wisdom and knowledge

* A flamboyant dressing sense, favouring bright colours.

* Authority looks upon him/her well

* Would make a great architect or builder

* Number 12 is the lucky number.

* Will have a big family but will leave home at an early age

Ophiuchus has actually fit into the rules used to decide zodiac constellations as long as the rest have, but for some reason was never made into a zodiac sign. Who was it based off of?


In the 27th Century BCE in Ancient Egypt lived a man known as Imhotep. Imhotep was known as ‘Aesclepius’ by the Ancient Greeks, however the attributes are the same under either name. One of Imhoteps abilities was healing and it is said that it was he who introduced it to mankind. His accomplishments also included a wide knowledge of medicine. The serpent or snake symbol which is still used today to symbolize the medical profession was also used to represent Imhotep.

That pretty much sums it.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby EagleMan » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:33 am

Wasn't this already posted?

Either way it's very late.

Besides the fact astrology is crap, it only "applies" to people born after 2008.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:55 am

Astrologists have been debunking this stuff too.

There are some people who depend on Eastern Astrology instead. If that is so, then Libra could be my Zodiac sign based on Eastern Astrology rather than Western.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Mathias » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:56 am

The only thing I hate is that everyone says Ophiuchus is "new."
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby EagleMan » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:58 am

Regardless, Western astrology isn't susceptible to the shift of the constellations as it isn't even based on that.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Mathias » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:04 am

This affects no one.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Vegedus » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:06 am

nicomon wrote:Whaddya mean shit? It does work, it's just not the most accurate thing in the world.

It's still superstition which, in my humble opinion, equal shit.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Mathias » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:11 am

So now I'm a centaur instead of a goat-fish, I guess.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Grey » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:08 am

cancer?
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i used to be a fucking LION
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Nox » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:05 am

Elidibus must have seen this coming, I'd wager.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Mathias » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:19 am

Nox wrote:Elidibus must have seen this coming, I'd wager.

Good old Serpentarius. That's why he went into hiding.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby zepherin » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:55 am

nicomon wrote:Whaddya mean shit? It does work, it's just not the most accurate thing in the world. Whenever I look at a horoscope(which is incredibly rare), I have always taken a look at the signs before and after mine(was Libra). It increases the accuracy massively. Keep checking the one for your old sign, because the new system doesn't change any meanings, even though it should. The meanings should line up with the days they covered, not the symbols. I agree with the retconning though. It seems kinda pointless.

I'm not saying that science can explain everything and that there is not a certain amount of play involved from the spiritual aspects of life, but I believe in free will and personal responsibility. If our days and futures are dictated by astrology then that removes free will because it happened because the stars are in certain positions. If people don't have control they are not responsible, it is all fate. Also there is too much play in horoscopes for it to be considered a science. If it was a science the horoscope would be almost identical in almost every newspaper where the only ones who were different are simply wrong.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Icha » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:57 am

What? I was a horse-person (yes, I know its a centaur), and now I'm a...a guy fighting some snakes/
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Glahardt » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:52 pm

So apparently it only affects people born after the discovery or some shit. Or at least that's what I thought I heard. Doesn't matter to me though.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby BobSagat » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:03 pm

nicomon wrote:Whaddya mean shit? It does work, it's just not the most accurate thing in the world. Whenever I look at a horoscope(which is incredibly rare), I have always taken a look at the signs before and after mine(was Libra). It increases the accuracy massively.


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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Malumultimus » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:55 pm

1. This isn't new.
2. There's always been tropical and sidereal readings of the zodiac; there is no "right" one.
3. Astrology is and always has been bologna.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:11 pm

Malumultimus wrote:1. This isn't new.
2. There's always been tropical and sidereal readings of the zodiac; there is no "right" one.
3. Astrology is and always has been bologna.


What you said is right. There are many zodiacs out there, and I'm sure we can name some. I REALLY agree with number 3 because Astrology can give bizarre forecasts at times.

Number 1 is going to be obvious to everyone soon.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby TheLivingCouch » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:56 pm

Nothing seems to have changed for me with the 'new' sign. I'm still a Virgo either way. Not sure how much I believe in astrology in the first place but it's always fun to look into every once in a while.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Remni » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:37 am

Meh, I'm a Gemini through and through, so I ignore that crap. Only thing I take to heart with zodiac stuff is the personality of the person born under the sign, as that's about the only thing that I think is ever right with it.

Also.. Serpentarius = snake emblem = Imhotep = Ophiucus. See, even Square knew beforehand.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby nicomon » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:07 am

Remni wrote:Also.. Serpentarius = snake emblem = Imhotep = Ophiucus. See, even Square knew beforehand.

And Bethesda as well.
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Re: Your new zodiac sign

Postby Grey » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:24 pm

Remni wrote:Only thing I take to heart with zodiac stuff is the personality of the person born under the sign, as that's about the only thing that I think is ever right with it.
what you should instead take to heart is that the stars have no affect on our personalities at all
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