*Tackles Arthrogate and shoves clothe made of barbwire, oil, and shards of glass. Throws him in a lava jacuzzi and challenges him to kroxinjitsu a mixture of karate, wrestling, ninjutsu, boxing, and drag racing. All the while ripping shirt open to reveal a tatoo of a large eagle attacking a smaller eagle attacking a shark with the former competition set to see who can put teddy bears on the endangered species list first*
Most manliest thing I've ever wrote, better keep Arthrogate in his place before I show him why I'm the navys number one live torpedo catcher.
For the king, For the king, For the sake of Skyrim. For the Nine, for the hope of High Hrothgar's pass, and for all of Sovngarde; Where the souls sing your song. For the king, For our King, who will guard Hrothgar! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan, fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!