You've had your say, but it was mostly beer doing the talking - Beowulf.

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The man walked in and yelled, "I want the tallest beer and the girliest drink in the whole bar!"

"One plus one equals...ONE!!!"

- Archon, Starcraft 2.

You know, in a way, that makes some sense.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

He took a run up, slipped, and simply slid into the pool with all the grace of a constipated elephant in a tutu dancing to rap music.

Source:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5730883/3/Bloody_Vengence

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anything too stupid to be said is sung

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River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
[Amy takes the fez and throws it in the air, and River blasts it into smithereens.]

The Doctor:
[checking he has everything]
Legs...yes! Bowtie...cool. Fez...
[feels the top of his head, to find nothing]
...I can buy a fez.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

This is a story about magic and where it goes and perhaps more importantly where it comes from and why, although it doesn't pretend to answer all or any of these questions.

It may, however, help to explain why Gandalf never got married and why Merlin was a man. Because this is also a story about sex, although probably not in the athletic, tumbling, count-the-legs-and-divide-by-two sense unless the characters get totally beyond the author's control. They might.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

Peace just means fighting someone else's enemies in someone else's war for someone else's reasons. - Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir, Dragon Age: Orgins, Return to Ostagar DLC.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

-Hey *Friends name*, I can't get to my piano teachers house cause my dad is working late. Can I get the bus to your house and stay there for half an hour?
-GO SLEEP IN A DITCH.
-You're a bad friend.
-And you're annoying.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

Write drunk, edit sober. ~ Ernest Hemingway

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

"OMFG ITS STUFF!" - Said whenever Stufflikehearts has been gone for a excessive amount of time.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

Sirius: “Hiding behind her [Ginny] skirts?”

Harry: “Sure, I get a great view of her arse from there.”

Source: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_ ... Prankster/

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Mesh-Head: If I were you, I would run.
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

-Six String Samurai

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Artificial

Romana: I don't think we should interfere.
The Doctor: Interfere! Of course we should interfere. Always do what you're best at, that's what I say.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

*words fading in to a clear blue sky*

I think we all want the same thing.
To do something great, become rich and famous.
Marry our sweetheart and have cute little kids.

But most of us dont realise those dreams,
and as the years pass, they drift away from our minds
one by one, like leaves in autum.

We think they crumble away and dissapear,
but in truth, there always there.
Just scattered away by the winds of fate,
and fate as we all know, is a fickle thing.

Somethimes she drops one of those leaves in our path,
just to see what we'd do.

of coarse, all of us are bound to pick it up...

( Front Mission 4 - ps2 - SQUARE ENIX)

Okay, here were my options. A: quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, and take him out with a spinning back kick or B: take the claw in the face roll on the ground and die. (proceeds to get clawed) Hm shoulda gon with A.

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

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Escape will make me God.

"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." - Noam Chomsky.

"Holy shit, it's slander." - Stufflikehearts after my return from being presumed dead. I took it as a compliment.

Sheldon cooper's father - You can only fish for so long before you have to get out the dynamite.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

My science teacher on single replacement reactions - And then Mr.Oxygen finds Mr.Nitrogen getting it on with his wife. At that point he just decides to quit while he's ahead.

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"Echoes of past events, nudge the tiller on my present course. I await its reflection in the future."

"Isn't it funny how my avatar finally kind of represents my name?"

http://sot.ag/Mzk1MTIy
Click the link and help me win a soundtrack.

Amy: You turn up in the middle of the night, you get me out of my bed in my nightie, which you then don’t let me change out of for ages, and take me for a spin in your time machine.
No, no, you’re right. No mixed signals there. That is just a signal. Like a great big bat in the sky. Get your coat, love. The Doctor is in~
Doctor: Yeah. No, no, no, no. It’s… Not like that. That’s not what I’m like.
Amy: Then what are you like?
Doctor: I don’t know… Gandalf. Like a space Gandalf… Like the little green one in Star Wars…

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love - Stendhal.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer Simpson

"I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds." - Robot Santa

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

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“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.”

"I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you are gonna taste rubber every time you swallow!"
From 'His Lat Command' Gaunt's Ghosts series.