Finally saw the movie. It was terrible.

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No surprises there.

I'm shocked you even bothered going to see it.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

Lol

Can't believe you actually bothered to watch it.

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It started as a joke. and we kept watching.

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There's a reason that both Harry Potter movies AND books do better with critics than Twilight.


   Twilight has a shitty world and story, and you need at least one of these to be good to transfer to the big screen   

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A Pimp Named Jeezy Creezy: Lasting all the way up to Valentine's.

And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

I could've told you that. : )

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I'm a bit odd, ... but I'm okay with that. ...

i wouldnt watch it but funny comic though

I must say that it was a stupid idea to see it myself...I read the books, they were much better than the movies.My aunt Jennifer made me go see it with her.I pretended to like it...but it was horrible.

One of the few (very few) ways they could have saved that movie is if they had paired Edward and Jacob.... I'm sorry, straight vampires DON'T SPARKLE!!!

My brother made me watch it so he'd have something else to talk about with his gf. We started to crack jokes and critisize it in the first 5 minutes or less. Most lame movie I've ever seen, it doesn't even deserve proper grammar when being called upon!!! Edward almost made me cry with how bad his acting was and how awful he was when he was taking his shirt off. I was pretty sure my eyes were close to bleeding. Someone needs to burn the manuscript for the next movie.

. Heck yeah! Critics should have made this the worst movie instead of Revenge of the Fallen.

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It`ll be a date to die for.

Now, now, let us all take a step back and remember that this is poor Stephanie Meyer's awkward sexual fantasies in book and movie form. We should not be so quick to judge her, for I am sure we all have our own dark secrets inside.

Everyone take a breath and pretend to care about her feelings for a moment. Now then, as you were.

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Yeah and Last time I check,
Sparkling Vampire wasn't hot , GAY yes but not Hot.

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Soldier: Sir, They Got us Surrounded
General: Perfect, Now we can attack them in any angles.


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Oh but wait... It gets WORSE!
I'm really curious as to how they'll choose to depict the birth scene in the last novel.
Mind-you I did not go so far as to read the actual novel, otherwise I would probably now be writing this in the safe confines of a mental institution.
However, the article on Cracked.com was graphic enough without sparing any details that I decided it would probably be best I steer clear of the franchise altogether, just so as to preserve what little semblance of Humanity I have left.

The article in question:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

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Eternally Seeking,
Neferius.

Fact:
Vampires are pussies in this movie.
Werewolves are coolest in this movie.

Grivous.

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