Me and the GF stopped over at Chez Shitjizz last night. we'd heard nothing but good things about their Salmonella Salad, so you can understand how we felt when the plates were brought to us and we could smell the spoiled poultry chunks mixed in with browning lettuce. As we dug in, one of the waiters walked up and started jacking off right at our table. My GF asked him to spice up her salad and he was more than happy to help. Highly recommended, 5/5.
Queen Latifah's Buttfucker Buffalo Wings will have you in awe. This fat bitch knows her wings, so don't playa hate. The kiddies will love the animatronic Latifah that shits out obnoxious fucking rap. If you're black you get a complementary strip search. Call ahead to avoid the wait.
Oh, almost forgot. The Jap GF (smoking hot, basically looka like anime) and I (special ops ranger) took a trip over to Pinhead Peter's Shove Chicken In Your Faggot Ass Shack. Basically what they do is you pick out some chicken to insert into your greasy shithole. Yeah, I know its pretty cliche and trendy way to eat these days, but the food was really good. At least it was good when inserting it into my ass and my GFs ass (yeah she likes anal, big deal shes not a prude). Then they have a cart that they bring by and you shit out the ass chicken onto the cart and they wheel it around and you can sample different kinds of chicken. I'd suggest the motor oil rotisserie.