About time you got you're hot pimping ass on here Euan.[/b]

Welcome to the forums, newbie. Let's start off step by step.
1 - Like Tony said, don't write in colors. If you're not a veteran like me, people don't let you get away with things like this.
2 - Do read the rules, we can never stress that out enough.
3 - 2 smillies... Yeah, ok. Try not using more than that per post. People get annoyed.
4 - I shouldn't even say a word about it 'cause I do it too, but keep asteriks rping to a minimum.
5 - If you want to spam, please go to the Spam Section. But beware, they are like wolves there. They'll eat you alive if you're not prepared to get insulted all the time.
6 - Please enjoy your stay here.

If you're not a veteran like me, people don't let you get away with things like this.

Your still a faggot for doing it.

Two can play this game bitch. Now, be a good boy and max out the gamma on your screen. K? K.

Nice to meet yah lad, just follow the rules and yah'll be juuuuuust fine!

Rule 3) Your text burns my eyes.
There's a reason the default text colour is so plain and boring, and it's because it is easy to read. That's it. We like to read things without straining our eyes, and feeling like they were just injected with acid.

Using a different colour (Often red, yellow, blue or pink) doesn't make you look special, or unique. It just makes you look like an attention whoring jackarse that's out to piss us off. Every time I see you post in an alternate colour I skip that post. You could be saying the wittiest thing in the world, but no-one cares, because you've gone out of your way to do something that annoys people.

No-one likes attention-whores, no-one cares how special you are, just leave the default colour, damn it.

Keep that fucking shit to a minimum.

Howdy Newcomer, I am just sooooo glad to see you here to join our glooooorious ranks at Snafu. You already know priiii-vat Tony, so perhaps you may just stay here for over a week maybe, I really hope yah do. Cause darn tootin, I just find it so annoying when we get some bright and hopeful individual coming here and then disappearing so quickly again, it makes me a little sad sometimes. But I'm sure that will not happan with you. eh? Nice to meet yah lad, just follow the rules and yah'll be juuuuuust fine!