*Walks out of moving van 7 hours and 53 minutes later. *
OWwwwie, my head, what the hell happened, i was having such a nice dream about bugs and germs then, AWW.
*Hits tarmac at 40 miles a hour on his face, effectively sanding it off.*
...OW. That's painful. Now I've esaped the coo-coo people now IT'S TIME FOR A CORPORATE TAKEOVER, BUT FIRST I sense pokemon diamond. I MUST PLAY.
-"I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized."