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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby psychoslug » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:46 pm

"When confronted by the enemy, we follow only two basic rules of engagement. First and foremost is rule one:

Don't get shot.

If in the even that you can not comply with this rule, proceed directly to rule two:

Don't get shot again."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:08 pm

Why are PCs and air conditioning so much alike?
They both fuck up when you open windows...
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby ER_ode » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:04 am

Winners never quit and quitters never win, but if you never win and never quit, you're an idiot.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Davidka » Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:18 pm

Goth Girl: Want a smoke?

Fanboy: No thanks. I have an allergic reaction to Lung Cancer. It gives me tumors.

- The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:18 pm

Private (to others standing nearby): Hey guys! I just heard! I'm gonna be a dad!

The private gets a bullet in the head.

Sniper: Not any more bitch!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby chaos-shadow » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:42 pm

a few warning signs that you drink too much coffee:

1) you're so wired you pick up FM radio
2)you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
3) you have to watch movies in fast forward
4) instant coffee seems to take forever
5) your eyes stay open when you sneeze
6) you grind coffee beans in your mouth
7) you can jump start you car without cables
8) you've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee cup
9) starbucks owns the mortgage on your lease
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby chaos-shadow » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:43 pm

Death is hereditary
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Leopardess » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:21 pm

Live forever, or die trying.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:29 pm

"Nothing endures but change."
- Heraclitus

"To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly."
- Henri Louis Bergeson

"All things in this world are impermanent. They have the nature to rise and pass away. To be in harmony with this truth brings true happiness."
- Buddhist chant

"Change is not merely necessary to life — it is life."
- Alvin Toffler
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Davidka » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:01 am

Forgive and File Away for Future Reference.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Mortito » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:25 am

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:47 pm

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."
- Roy Batty

"I think, therefore I am. I destroy, therefore I endure."
- IG-88A

"There's law, and there's justice, and sometimes they're not the same thing."
- Lon Shevu
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby psychoslug » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:06 am

Only two things are truly infinate: Death and human stupidity.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:19 pm

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
-- Neo, The Matrix
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:13 pm

"Death is swallowed up in victory. O Death where is thy sting, O Grave where is thy victory?"
- Paul of Tarsus

"Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh."
- Robert Bolt

"Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all - the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved."
- Mark Twain

"I like the dead - they're so uncritical."
- Tom Baker

"Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal."
- Seymour Guado

"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as uselesss, to resist."
- Stewart Alsop

"I have often thought upon death, and I find it the least of all evils."
- Francis Bacon
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Leopardess » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:30 pm

"She understands. She doesn't comprehend."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Tragedy_and_Comedy » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:22 pm

- If you stood up and told the truth in the wrong way, it was not true any longer, though it might be as powerful as ever.

- "Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

- On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

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You... you really don't get it... do you? I... I love him... I'd die with him. Or for him. That's what you do... how you feel when you love someone. - Impulse
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby BrownEyedBoy » Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:21 am

"You can stay here forever you know." -The Other Mother, from Neil Gaiman's Coraline.

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Mia: Let's be best friends.
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Me: How could I not?
Mia: If I were crazy you wouldn't like me.
Me: My Mom has MPD and she's a klepto, I would love you.
Mia: I like animal porn, the kind with the cows is the best.
Me: That is very.....umm.....I like waffles.
"And no one in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring meeeeeeeeeee downnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!" -Elphaba from Wicked

"May I call you Alice my dear?" - Lady Catrina from *******

"THis circle never ends," - Paramore

"Because pink is for gay boys" - Mallory

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:55 pm

Look lemme tell you something I smoked weed once, no not because I had problems but because it was something new and I wanted to try it

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:17 am

"And before we judge them [the Martians] too harshly, we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished Bison and the Dodo, but upon its own inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years. Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?"
—Chapter I, "The Eve of the War"
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:24 pm

"Sometimes things must be broken in order to be rebuilt."
―Jacen Solo referring to the galaxy
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:52 am

Arthur: What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: I... am an Enchanter.
Arthur: By what name are you known?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:37 am

Keeper: What is your name?
Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britain.
Keeper: What is your quest?
Arthur: To seek the holy grail.
Keeper: What is an average velocity of a swallow?
Arthur: What do you mean, an African or an European swallow?
Keeper: Uh... I don't know that!
*Keeper gets cast into the gorge of eternal peril*
Bedivere: How do you know so much about swallows?
Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Thy_Robocop » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:45 pm

Lol... Monty Python and the Holy Grail... Love that Movie...

The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mister Fisher. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived, and it's too late... You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had. Or what others have...I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence, and the grass is always green.
The Rabbi, "Lucky Number Slevin"...
“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” Sherlock Holmes
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Lovecraft
"It's incredible how the human mind can devise such simple explanations to the things it doesn't understand, just to avoid looking at the terrible bigger picture that is the truth. Unfortunately, that won't help them when it comes knocking at the door." Alyssa Gillespine


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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:03 pm

when time stop, will you stop?
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