"When confronted by the enemy, we follow only two basic rules of engagement. First and foremost is rule one:

Don't get shot.

If in the even that you can not comply with this rule, proceed directly to rule two:

Don't get shot again."

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You and you: Panic. Everyone else, Follow me.

Why are PCs and air conditioning so much alike?
They both fuck up when you open windows...

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Winners never quit and quitters never win, but if you never win and never quit, you're an idiot.

Goth Girl: Want a smoke?

Fanboy: No thanks. I have an allergic reaction to Lung Cancer. It gives me tumors.

- The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl.

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Final Fantasy Forever!!!
Scarlet Spider: You know, before I joined, I thought Cybella was the most intelligent person on the board.
Narutodesu: Are you man enough to watch Clannad?!
Kathleen: if guys were made of chocolate i would be straight.
Scarlet Spider: I grew up watching porn.
Stricken: Everyone wants my cock.
Xagan: Do-it-yourself sodomy kits are not good ideas. Don't let your friends talk you into it.

Private (to others standing nearby): Hey guys! I just heard! I'm gonna be a dad!

The private gets a bullet in the head.

Sniper: Not any more bitch!

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a few warning signs that you drink too much coffee:

1) you're so wired you pick up FM radio
2)you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
3) you have to watch movies in fast forward
4) instant coffee seems to take forever
5) your eyes stay open when you sneeze
6) you grind coffee beans in your mouth
7) you can jump start you car without cables
you've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee cup
9) starbucks owns the mortgage on your lease

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On a tombstone: "I told you I was sick!!!

Death is hereditary

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On a tombstone: "I told you I was sick!!!

Live forever, or die trying.

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~~!!~~#@@____ Just because ^.^
Fenix13- For you Leo, anything.
counterfeitself- xD The famous Leo is here. Uh Oh.
Garethcool- I will allow you to enjoy your Holidays Leo.

"Nothing endures but change."
- Heraclitus

"To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly."
- Henri Louis Bergeson

"All things in this world are impermanent. They have the nature to rise and pass away. To be in harmony with this truth brings true happiness."
- Buddhist chant

"Change is not merely necessary to life — it is life."
- Alvin Toffler

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

Forgive and File Away for Future Reference.

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Final Fantasy Forever!!!
Scarlet Spider: You know, before I joined, I thought Cybella was the most intelligent person on the board.
Narutodesu: Are you man enough to watch Clannad?!
Kathleen: if guys were made of chocolate i would be straight.
Scarlet Spider: I grew up watching porn.
Stricken: Everyone wants my cock.
Xagan: Do-it-yourself sodomy kits are not good ideas. Don't let your friends talk you into it.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

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Chuck knew you woud say that ....

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."
- Roy Batty

"I think, therefore I am. I destroy, therefore I endure."
- IG-88A

"There's law, and there's justice, and sometimes they're not the same thing."
- Lon Shevu

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

Only two things are truly infinate: Death and human stupidity.
-Albert Einstein

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You and you: Panic. Everyone else, Follow me.

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."
-- Neo, The Matrix

"Death is swallowed up in victory. O Death where is thy sting, O Grave where is thy victory?"
- Paul of Tarsus

"Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh."
- Robert Bolt

"Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all - the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved."
- Mark Twain

"I like the dead - they're so uncritical."
- Tom Baker

"Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal."
- Seymour Guado

"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as uselesss, to resist."
- Stewart Alsop

"I have often thought upon death, and I find it the least of all evils."
- Francis Bacon

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

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~~!!~~#@@____ Just because ^.^
Fenix13- For you Leo, anything.
counterfeitself- xD The famous Leo is here. Uh Oh.
Garethcool- I will allow you to enjoy your Holidays Leo.

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You... you really don't get it... do you? I... I love him... I'd die with him. Or for him. That's what you do... how you feel when you love someone. - Impulse

"You can stay here forever you know." -The Other Mother, from Neil Gaiman's Coraline.

Mia: You're cute, are you gay?
Me: Yep, I like me some boys.
Mia: Let's be best friends.
Me: Okay, cute skirt.
Mia: See!! You Love me Already!!!
Me: How could I not?
Mia: If I were crazy you wouldn't like me.
Me: My Mom has MPD and she's a klepto, I would love you.
Mia: I like animal porn, the kind with the cows is the best.
Me: That is very.....umm.....I like waffles.

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"And no one in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring meeeeeeeeeee downnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!" -Elphaba from Wicked

"May I call you Alice my dear?" - Lady Catrina from *******

"THis circle never ends," - Paramore

"Because pink is for gay boys" - Mallory

"I wish you'd grow a butt, that way you could fill ou some skinny jeans" - MiA

Look lemme tell you something I smoked weed once, no not because I had problems but because it was something new and I wanted to try it

- my friend Magic

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You Just Gotta Believe!!!
yukkuri shiteite ne!

"And before we judge them [the Martians] too harshly, we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished Bison and the Dodo, but upon its own inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years. Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?"
—Chapter I, "The Eve of the War"

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

"Sometimes things must be broken in order to be rebuilt."
―Jacen Solo referring to the galaxy

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

Arthur: What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: I... am an Enchanter.
Arthur: By what name are you known?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim?

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

Keeper: What is your name?
Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britain.
Keeper: What is your quest?
Arthur: To seek the holy grail.
Keeper: What is an average velocity of a swallow?
Arthur: What do you mean, an African or an European swallow?
Keeper: Uh... I don't know that!
*Keeper gets cast into the gorge of eternal peril*
Bedivere: How do you know so much about swallows?
Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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Lol... Monty Python and the Holy Grail... Love that Movie...

The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mister Fisher. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived, and it's too late... You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had. Or what others have...I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence, and the grass is always green.
The Rabbi, "Lucky Number Slevin"...

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“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” Sherlock Holmes
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Lovecraft
"It's incredible how the human mind can devise such simple explanations to the things it doesn't understand, just to avoid looking at the terrible bigger picture that is the truth. Unfortunately, that won't help them when it comes knocking at the door." Alyssa Gillespine

Check out my (still ongoing) short stories here on Snafu or on my DeviantArt Account .

when time stop, will you stop?

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Chibi sephiroth