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Quotable quotes

Postby Bandit » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:17 pm

if you have a quote you'd like and want to post it somewhere, this thread is the best place tho put it.


first one:

He that fights and runs away, may turn and fight another day; but he that is in battle slain, will never rise to fight again
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Postby Dudebro » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:52 pm

He who runs away, lives to run away another day.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:17 pm

What kind of quotes do you want to hear? Any topic to relate to? Or is it free for all?

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Bandit » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:27 pm

anything you've heard before. It can also be quotes you've said yourselves.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Dudebro » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:39 pm

Yipeekaiyay, Mother Fucker.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:02 am

Freedom doesn't exist. It simply means the only slave is yourself.
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Postby Ivanssj4 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:02 am

There is no selfless good deed. Every good deed is followed by a sense of self-satisfaction, still making us selfish.
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Vampire - A word of Serbian origin, deriving from the early Russian Upir, a term first widely used in Serbia under Austrian rule in the famous Peter Plogojewitch/Arnold Paole vampire-encounter cases.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:15 pm

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Postby Forgotten memories » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:30 pm

Jack of all trades, master of none, though oft times better than master of one.
Where there's a will, I want in it.
Always up for a game of chess or checkers, if my YIM is working.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:27 pm

Imitation is suicide
You Just Gotta Believe!!!
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Postby Forgotten memories » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:26 pm

All originality is simply undetected plaigiarism.
No quote will make you sound witty, not even this quote about quotes.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:47 am

Gullibility is a knife at the throat of civilization
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:56 am

They say that's better rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. For me, it's better to kill God and take his place, Hell is too hot for me.
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Postby Forgotten memories » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:10 pm

A good man washes the piss off his hands when he's done. A wise man doesn't piss on his hands.
Where there's a will, I want in it.
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Postby Dudebro » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:14 pm

Worst case scenario, I'll get arrested for public nudity. Best case scenario, I'll get arrested for public nudity with an erection! ~Dave
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Postby Forgotten memories » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:38 pm

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep. Not like the passengers in his car, in a head on collision."
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Postby Dudebro » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:19 am

Is that MY penis on the floor?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Q.U. » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:44 am

"Hey, is there a snake in your pants, or do you just have a really long penis?"
"Hmm? Oh... no, that's a snake."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby R.T. Larry » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:21 pm

Bandit wrote:if you have a quote you'd like and want to post it somewhere, this thread is the best place tho put it.


first one:

He that fights and runs away, may turn and fight another day; but he that is in battle slain, will never rise to fight again


He who fights and runs away may turn and fight another day, but he has lost his bed for the night. He who is slain in battle, on the other hand, cannot be removed from his final resting place.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby BanditFalcon » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:15 pm

Bandit wrote:if you have a quote you'd like and want to post it somewhere, this thread is the best place tho put it.


first one:

He that fights and runs away, may turn and fight another day; but he that is in battle slain, will never rise to fight again


Well well, a clone eh...

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EDIT:

Iori Yagami wrote:Think of me when you gaze at the moon.


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Postby Elend-X » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:56 am

"Deeper meaning resides in the fairytales told to me in my childhood than in the truth that is taught by life"
- Friedrich Schiller (1759 - 1805)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:52 pm

There are two things, far worse than death or facing yourself as the enemy.

For death, the worst is an eternity of suffering.

For yourself, the worst enemy to face is the one you love the most.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:17 pm

It was not curiousity that killed the cat it was stupidity
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Postby Ivanssj4 » Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:09 pm

"Born as a Croat, brought up as a Serb, and yet my destiny is Islam."

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Postby Davidka » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:18 pm

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