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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:48 pm

Nobody is going to have a gun in reach when they're doing their g/f. Tell him that you don't want him fucking her in there, and if he does it again he can get the fuck out and find a new room mate.
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:51 pm

I'm thinking swift kick in the balls... about three times. That should settle everything. But really, hes the weirdest roomate ever. He is NEVER here, he only sleeps here, and still, only sometimes. But that just makes me madder, shes our fucking next door neigbor, why can't he go over there to fuck her. Anyway, losing him = rent higher, we don't need that. Fucking asshole.
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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:56 pm

Don't you have any friends at your school who live there and hate THEIR roommates too? Like everyone I know always has to put up with some asshole 1st year, then after that you have made friends and you make sure that 2nd and 3rd year you live with someone you actually like.
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:59 pm

I like all my roomates, cept Zach a little, but hes still good. Still, being with good roomates (Eric and Shawn, VERY good friends, Eric has been my friend since 3rd grade), I have to put up with ALOT of shit. They get drunk alot (not here though, they are way cool), and they don't clean ANYTHING. They are the messiest people EVER. I basically play the parent of the apartment, but it really isn't that bad. Dish, of fuck though, they NEVER do their dishes... just like everthing else, they CAN'T clean up after themselves, I hate it. I can't wait till one day I have my own place.
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Postby the unknown comic » Tue Jan 14, 2003 8:02 pm

aren't roommates fun? :-
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 8:04 pm

indeed >.<
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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 8:09 pm

That is why I will never live with anyone.
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Postby Wildcard » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:19 pm

Oh come on Nix? You wouldn't move in with me and Dave for the Snafu-comics reality show?
[22:38] <DJ_Cyni-Cole> you're tell me, a writer, that books are lame?
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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:23 pm

Nix: "Which one of you f***ers drank all the milk?"

Dave: "Yo f*** you, bitch! I did the dishes so I had some milk aftewards!"

Wayne: "F*** yall motherf***ers, I'm f***in' trying to f*** here!"

Nix: "Don't be f***in' in the f***in' house!"

Wayne: "And f***in' turn that damned techno down, Dave, you're killing the mood over here."
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Postby Wildcard » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:31 pm

It would be about that time I jumped out, ala Jack ass, with a bottle rocket tied to my wang and screamed in true Orgazmo style "Ceeeeoooooooock rocket! *light* Aieeee!"
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Postby ToolOfSociety » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:33 pm

Hold me mommy...
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 11:40 pm

w00t to orgasmo!!! Now that is one good mormon!
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Postby Wildcard » Tue Jan 14, 2003 11:47 pm

One good mormon with a bad ass orgasmo ray my friend.
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 11:59 pm

word ta a brotha
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Postby Alex2 » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:14 am

Guys... If you EVER get together to do a reality show like that, let me know, and I'll come video-tape it for you!
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Postby zepherin » Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:57 am

5 dollars for a power bill, damn that's one cheap power bill. I guess I'm the sad college guy, I live with my parents.
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
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Postby Sidious » Wed Jan 15, 2003 8:11 am

Nix-Yeah, I own your ass bitch!

Wayne-Go fuck yourself Snowtrooper

Nix-Suck my cock cock rocket

Dave-Who ate my fuckin muffins and who fuckin fucked with my fuckin VCR

Wayne+Nix-Shut the fuck up!

Dave-Fuck you first I can't play my techno now you eat my fuckin muffins

Nix-Shut it boy toy or the Gamecube is going out the window

Dave-Not my prescious!

Wayne-You guys mind if I put on Good Charlotte?

*Bedroom door opens*

Sid-Just shut the fuck up already. How am I to please your mothers while you're out here yappin away. Dave you mom says do the fuckin dishes...snoogans.

*Bedroom door closes*

Dave-Mom?
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Postby zepherin » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:32 am

sidious doesn't even mention my bitch ass...oh wait that's a good thing
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
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Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Postby Nix » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:58 am

Yeah Sid, don't talk about my bitch ass either, it scares me. You army guys are known to have ass-'problems'.
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Postby Slacker-Beta » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:00 am

If you want to get back at him, just video tape them next time, then sell it on e-bay.
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Postby HaloGray » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:14 am

That's more of the Navy really... can you blame em? Going down on a submarine for 6 months with little more then a sea of sailor hats...
100 men go down...
50 couples come back.
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