John Wayne and Sean Connery (as individuals) are without a doubt superior when compared to Chuck Norris though, as far as I'm concerned.

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Sean Connery with a Prolapsed Colon could destroy Chuckie, just by giving him a care bear stare as Mr Rogers comes up behind with a bloody knife.

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Warning: My Misogynism level two has upgraded to Misanthropy level four.

Sean Connery grabs his bazooca and blows up the entire "Friends" cast.

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hey man what was that show that only gay douchebags like called again? Oh yeah, it's One Piece ~Dave

And then the surviving members of the Empire takeover Washington DC (New Coruscant) again.

And the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around.

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And just for good measure, Jack Thompson decides to sue the Empire for oppressing humanity.

He is shortly nuked thereafter. Goodbye, Texas, hello, Brand Spanking New Parking Lot Land.

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When you've got balls, it hurts more to sit on the fence. / [My Deviantart]

The Powerpuff Girls/Darkstar Council and the Empire fight each other around the world.

Darth Vader chokes Joey from Friends in order to avoid any pointless spin-offs, before the Death Star is blown up by a mis-fired Continuity Torpedo.

And there was much rejoicing.

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And then the Powerpuff Girls/Darkstar Council and the Empire go in a wormhole and travel from their world to the real world.

And then they get stuck without cab money in Kansas.

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And they are shot by the recently snapped Daniel and Ian.

And then Blossom survives and wishes them back with the Dragonballs.

Which caused the Fred Phelps to sue them for raising the dead, but he had to move the court to another state, since his lawyership is banned here.

And then they hire Harvey Birdman to be their lawyer.

Then, the Boondocks kill the Care Bears! MuahahahaWow, this is fun!

And the Phoenix Wright is Birdman's opposing lawyer, and the Carthageans go extinct due to teh pure Silly and Insanity of the court room.

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And we were all very... very... drunk.

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When you've got balls, it hurts more to sit on the fence. / [My Deviantart]

Meanwhile, Bell goes on American Idol and wins.

And Simon Cowell turns out to be a superpower spy and is whisked away by G-man to fight the Combine in City 17.

Meanwhile, Blossom dies.

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Buttercup takes out her stress with...
haeting pizza.

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Then Buttercup is destroyed by the boy who likes to destroy.

What the----!? Where did this come from!! I turn my browser for two minutes, AH SWAER!

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Dave: I'm rageing lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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XD I was wondering why the heck this hasn't been locked yet

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YAH. Robinson. Game threads don't belong in the Art forum.

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