WTF IS THIS CRAP!? - BobSagat

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WTF IS THIS CRAP!? - BobSagat

Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:19 pm

...

Here I am.

And now...

Now that I have come...

I shall bestow upon you...

Light.

So it has been said... so it shall be done.

~~~

Kingdom of Pain

Lo and behold.

Once there was a man. One man. This man, and especially strange he was, had come forth to speak to the king of the land. Curious, the king let the man into his grand abode. In that holy palace that man stood in front of the powerful king and asked him, “Why is there pain, good king?”

To which the king answered simply and truthfully. “That, I do not know, young man.”

The man frowned, gripped his chin in puzzlement and stood there for a long time. Finally he turned and asked the grand king again. “Good king. If you do not know, then who does?”

Again the king spoke only the truth. “That, I do not know, young man.”

Unsatisfied the man asked one final question. “If that is so and you do not know nor anyone I know, would that make me the only one who does?”

The king stared blankly at the strange young man and then quietly said, “I suppose so.”

With that, the strange young man nodded and left.

The curious king seeing the man suddenly leave called for his chief guard and politely asked him to follow this strange young man, for he and his words had certainly drawn the king’s interest.

The chief guard complied immediately and sent out his best spy to follow the strange young man.

However the spy and the strange man were no sooner out the gates of the palace did the man turn around to face the spy and he called out. “Why have you come, suspicious spy?”

Startled the spy answered truthfully. “The great king of this land has ordered me to follow you, young man.”

“Is that the truth, suspicious spy?” asked the strange young man, his hands raised, prepared to fight.

“Yes, young man. It is the truth.”

The strange young man stared at the spy and then slowly lowered his hands with a smile spread across his face. “If that is so, then do not lurk behind me, join me by my side and we may fetch something to eat.”

Amazed by the man’s kindness, the spy nodded and came to him. The strange man took the spy’s hand and led the spy to a filthy town and a filthy pub. It was there; at a filthy table that the spy asked the strange young man that simple question. “Why is there pain, good king?”

“Pain?” the young man said, “There is pain because I wish of it.”

The spy gaped in awe at the king and fell to her knees. “Command me then! Command me good king of pain! Let me be your first servant! Your first priest! Your first follower! Let me be your First, good king of pain!”

And the strange young man nodded; touched the girl’s head and she became the First.

Thus is the Beginning of Pain.















Shall this quaint story be continued?
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:31 pm

Then, he met Mortis, ender of Pain, who ended him.
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Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:41 pm

ZOMG!!

YOU CANNOT KILL PAIN!!

Pain kills... J000000~~!!!~

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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:45 pm

Mortis is the Goddess of Death. Death is the end of pain, the end of all.
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Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:48 pm

Then I ask of you, good sir, why is there still pain here?

Pain is infinite.

It shall never end.

So it has been said... so it shall be done.
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:50 pm

All would have to die for pain to end.

But It is better to serve the ender of pain then Pain. The Ender of pain ceases all in one's life. One will only suffer pain a short while, while death is forever.
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Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:51 pm

If that is so, then I ask of ye, great worshipper of death... why is there still pain?
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:53 pm

All would have to die to end pain.

But on an indiviual basis, Pain is only a passing emotion, a feeling, while Death stops all, it leaves one asleep forever, worms munching on your corpse.
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Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:02 pm

If that is so, then I ask of ye, great worshipper of death... why is there still pain?
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:07 pm

The living feel pain, the dead do not.

By this time, there are far more corpses then living creatures.

Why is there still Happiness, Joy, Envy, pleasure, and all the other feelings and emotions of people then?

Because without life there is no death.

And Mortis is much more then the Goddess of Death.
She is the Goddess of Life, perverted. She can give and take life easily. She commands a horde of Undead Disciples. She once reveled in the life she lead, still with her divine husband. But when Wotan Killed him, and She went after her husband's heart that Wotan had thrown into the sun, burning her flesh off. After returning, driven mad with grief, she destroyed her followers and turned them into her undead legions. Priests of Life becoming Dealers of death.
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Postby BobSagat » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:43 pm

You didn't answer my question.
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:47 pm

Pain exists because there is life.

Without life, there is not death.
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Postby Cascade » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:12 am

No anal rape in the story. Please.
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Postby InsideTheAsylum » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:34 am

Cascade wrote:No anal rape in the story. Please.



Uh.. uh.. what..?
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Postby Cascade » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:55 am

Look at his title!
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Postby Jay » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:07 am

Needs more lolis.
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Postby Material Defender » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:55 am

InsideTheAsylum wrote:
Cascade wrote:No anal rape in the story. Please.



Uh.. uh.. what..?


Did you look at BS's profile. It is labeled with anal rape all over.
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Postby QuickSilver » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:14 am

Jay wrote:Needs more lolis.


Needs more blood.
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Postby Ro Wong » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:47 pm

Needs more bleeding lolis being anally raped... you knew I had to say it... *flips everyone off* Don't judge me!
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:00 pm

I'm just saying it needs death. Lots of death.
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Postby BobSagat » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:37 pm

Taking in account of what everyone wants I have come up with this:

Dead Bleeding male Lolis Being Anally Raped vs. Cas

((It's Necrophilia, sadism, pedo-ness, and anal fetish vs. the only non-fetish person to speak their disgust!))

((Disclaimer: Everything belongs to me. Period. I own you. I own the letter combinations MD, QS, J, Cas, and BS. Remember, me owning you is the basic fundamentals of modern human life.))

MD: LO AND BEHOLD!! AH 3M D347H!! I PWN J00 f00s!~!

QS: leik ZOMG!! I AM B00D! WITH L!!

J: ph34r m3h, 4h m t3h J!! I EAT LO0LIS!

BS: ZOMGSADFOUN! AH 3M T3H 124pist!!! I CL41M J00R A55-zors!!

All four: to73THER4!! W3 R... T3H WTFZORSXXX!!111!!111!!1~!!@!#!@321

BS: SHZIEFL!

Cas: Um... Can't we all just... not anally rape... dead... bleeding... lolis?

BS: J00 FERG37S T3H MALEZORS PART!

Cas: What?

BS: ES en T3H tItLE!!

Cas: *squints* Um... Ew.

BS: J00 kNOW j00 LEIK ITz0rs!!

Cas: Um... No.

BS: BAH!! H0MB0GH!! I leik t3h b oys!@`1

MD, QS, J: Taraoitor ! Traiotdior ! to t3h b1ood! j00 n0obzors! Weh pwn J00Z *"pwn" BS*

BS: NOOOOHEJ!! NOOOJEH! aH B3N PWNED! I deiz!

Cas: Um... Yay?

MD, QS. J: YAYZYAYAYAYAYAYAYZYAYZYAYHZYAYHZYAZYAYZGOAGFASUIDB
AILSDFGLJASF;LKASGFAISUGB;ODNSGOJDF

BS: T3H END

MD, QS, J: ZOMG STAY DEADZOREs!

BS: NOP34!

Everyone: 'KAY-ZORS!~~

~~~

This piece is my masterpiece.

I owe it to all of you for contributing to the valued points of the story.

Master Defender gets 30% credit
Jay gets 30% credit as well
QuickSilver gets 30% of the credit
Cascade gets 9%
I get 1%

...

And you all level up.

*sings FF7 victory song*

I was just the... median as to how you all contributed your minds to this piece.

I thank you all.
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:43 pm

Where are the Dystopia Referances?
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Postby BobSagat » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:45 pm

Sorry, I'm not psychic.

But it's a masterpiece so you can't question it.

*calls for the literature nazis*
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Re: The BS of BS

Postby Material Defender » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:45 pm

Looks like a bunch of CS n00bs made it.
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Postby BobSagat » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:56 pm

ZOMG

J00 FIGURED M3H OUT!
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