LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

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LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:26 pm

I've noticed that for every new story for each writer, there's a new thread popping up!

Now why is this? I sure don't know. So let's recap...


Question: How is your story/fanfic different from my crayon depiction of female genitals?

Answer: It is not any different.

From this day forward, all writers are each to have ONE thread, named after themselves, that every story they write will go into, when they make a new story, or even draw a new picture, it will all go into this magical super thread.

Also, all writers will have the Star of David sewn onto the shoulders of their clothing for ease of identification. And are not to be outside of their homes after seven PM. Any violating these rules will be shot on sight.

VIOLATING THREADS WILL BE LOCKED, OR SOMETHING.
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Postby Spruce Moose » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:34 pm

I'll remember this when I get around to writing something.

What should hybrids like Sir Griddles do? I'm guessing combine stories and drawings into one thread, but I don't know.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:36 pm

This is correct. Your art thread is for your art. No sense in segregating visual art from written art. I have added to the main rules thread to denote this.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Shockro » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:37 pm

It should work well enough to keep all your stories in one. I noticed that with all the fanfics, the forums were expanding quite a bit thread-wise. No one should complain too much about this, it's not that big of a deal.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:44 pm

Well, the humble folks who abided this, are being overshadowed by people pumping out different threads for every day of the week. Now I get to play tooth fairy and give a hot beef injection to everyone who's currently violating policy.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby VWG » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:05 pm

You can just go ahead and delete my Guardians thread, Flux. Pretty stupid of me to even try... >.>
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Postby Yoshi » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:17 pm

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself.
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Best case scenerio I'll get arrested for public nudity with a boner. It's win win.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:37 pm

Since deleting threads is a taboo held only to be used against my plethora of racist spammer friends, we can instead lock your shit right up and go on as if nothing has happened, but there's certainly going to be no blaming or guilting here.

Because.... you know.... "Everyone was doing it. And now everyone has to stop."

I don't know if you guys know this: But individual public punishments, and scapegoating are the reasons why highschools got shot up.

And if you decide that you can fit your guardians stuff in your main thread, feel free to repost it there.

As I see it, your art thread is to be treated like your new Scion SE, with all your wicked trick-outs included. It should make you want to scream, "BITCHES! LOOK AT MY NEW THREAD, ITS TOTALLY BIGGER NOW!"


EDIT: VWG, I just merged your threads together. Guardians wasnt very big, anyways.
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Postby Slick » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:44 pm

They be pimp'in yo...
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:09 pm

Oh, Slick. You spelled FUN-BRIGADE wrong in your title, because FUN-BRIGADE is not all in caps!
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Slick » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:02 pm

Oh so sorry Boss, it will not happen again Boss. ya ya

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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Shockro » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:11 pm

You need the exclamation point aswell, right boss?
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:24 am

Why yes! Exclamation marks are integral in recognition of the FUN-BRIGADE!
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Postby Cali Defender » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:21 pm

Flux laws for the win. Seriously, you should consider writing your own version of the constitution just to add in offensive material and understandable content. Your are truly a man of the people Flux. I think. Maybe.


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eh.
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Postby Acktoo » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:48 pm

Hey. I only made forty-nine threads.
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Re: LOOK AT ME! I'M A WRITER! *MAKES FIFTY THREADS*

Postby Flux » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:01 pm

*Cracks knuckles*

ARTICLE 1 SUBSECTION 3 PARAGRAPH 4 OF FLUX'S CONSTITUTION:

"The idea of independent state governments suck, it just means that some people have to pay sales tax, and some don't. Man that's gay."
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