Now before I put the story down I have something to say... But I forgot what it was, so without further ado, here it is:

[quote]Pug sat down in front of the television moments after he arrived home. It had been a mind-numbingly hard and unusually boring day, but that didn’t matter anymore, as all he had to do now was sit back, rest, and watch TV. After taking a few seconds to get settled he turned on the television and checked what was on. Game shows... Like he wanted to watch other people win money. He changed the channel to suddenly see a white ball flying at someone with a bat. Sports, yet another form of entertainment Pug hated. After a few more channels (cartoons, music, soap operas, and standup comedy, in that order) he decided on watching the news.

“...repeat, there has been a remarkable discovery,â€