SHELIA: Hey, so how was work?
BEN: Yeah...about that. There's something I need to tell you actually
SHELIA: Oh no, I know that tone of yours. You're going to tell me bad news and I'm not going to listen.. No sir I won't.
BEN: Can you just listen! Jesus Christ. Okay, so..my boss offered me a promotion....but it requires that I move to San Francisco...I turned it down, I turned it down so we could still be together.
SHELIA: Well why the fuck would you do that?
BEN: E...Excuse me?
SHELIA: Why would you turn down such a great opportunity just for me? I mean jesus fucking christ Ben. This is a horrible relationship and..and you're pretty retarded for turning down that job.
BEN: I should have expected this, I thought you would appreciate that I'm trying to save this. This fucking thing we have together. But of course you just respond in the most immature way possible. Fucking stupid-
SHELIA: Fucking stupid what? Cunt? Is that what you were going to say? What because you think I'll react the way I did the first time you called me a Cunt? Go ahead Ben, call me a cunt. Just go ahead and do it!
BEN: I AM TRYING TO SAVE THIS RELATIONSHIP
SHELIA: I CHEATED ON YOU!..and you cheated on me. This relationship was built on lies. Holy shit do I sound fucking stupid saying that out loud. Do you see what you've turned me to, some kind of cliche whore.
BEN: As if you weren't a fucking whore before. I should have taken that Job position, just to see that fucking face of your shows an emotion other than horny...you know you're fucking lucky
SHELIA: Oh really Ben? How about you use that Writing ability of yours to explain exactly why I'm fucking lucky
BEN: You're fucking lucky because other men would have beaten you by now!
SHELIA: That's because you're a fucking pussy Ben, you're too busy fucking your co-workers than acting like a real man.
BEN: Fuck you, I've had enough of this shit. I'm going for a walk, you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
SHELIA: Why do I have to sleep on the couch!?
BEN: Because I payed for the bed you dumb bitch