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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:57 pm

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings."
--Max Payne
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Lrd_Chikn » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:43 pm

In a world of Peaches, Don't ask for Applesuace
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:22 pm

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:40 am

"Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!"
—Kefka Palazzo

"Guess again, freakshow. I,m coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!"
-Duke Nukem
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:32 pm

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."
- William Shakespeare
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:58 pm

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Sergeant Johnson
Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Light10s - Blood Lord! Your avatars are becoming more epic. You make me feel like getting on all fours and submitting my loyalty and obedience to you.
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby JetRockwell » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:05 pm

"God, I hate YouTube."
-- Tom Manning, Hellboy II: The Golden Army

"Any man that's got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world. You didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason. Maybe that puts God on your side. To them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable. That's the best thing you can be right now."
-- Cutter Slade, the Caretaker, Ghost Rider

"My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that. Read 'em already. Didn't help."
-- Manuel 'Manny' Calavera, Grim Fandango

"They call me doctor, and I love my job! Looking after the sick and wounded, that's what I do, so come on down and be my patient."

-- Matt 'Dr. Death' Jackson,Outlaws

"What do you mean 'Invalid Parameters'?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question!"

-- Earthworm Jim
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Warbear » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:53 pm

Life is a disease. Sexually transmitted and inevitably fatal. -Me

Friendship is a lot like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -Anonymous
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:40 pm

"Show respect to everyone-even the people you hate"
You Just Gotta Believe!!!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:17 am

Baby ... notice this tone : " I.. re...really am .. h..hurt"

idk its just pop out my head :unsure:
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:39 am

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

.....heh heh
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby The Cheesey One » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:46 am

Give me back my fruity pebbles!!!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:48 am

The Cheesey One wrote:Give me back my fruity pebbles!!!


heh...fruity pabbles
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:59 am

Hooper: Well, if we're lookin' for a shark, we're not going to find him on the land.
Brody: Yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to go out on the boat.
- Jaws

Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead?
Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
- Alien
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:05 pm

How come when we talk to god its a prayer, but when god talks to us its called, Schizophrenia?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:25 pm

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
- The Silence of the Lambs

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
- Dr. Stangelove

Terry Malloy: You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
- On the Waterfront
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Ivanssj4 » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:56 pm

"Absurd! Defeating me is meaningless. You know that more than anyone, Cloud. No matter how many times I fall, your darkness keeps calling me back..." - Sephiroth

"I am neither Goku nor Vegeta. I am the instrument of your defeat." - Gogeta

"Too much bang, asshole!" - K'
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Vampire - A word of Serbian origin, deriving from the early Russian Upir, a term first widely used in Serbia under Austrian rule in the famous Peter Plogojewitch/Arnold Paole vampire-encounter cases.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:14 pm

Dr. House: Your a disgrace to your stereotype.
- House
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:57 am

I wish your name was homework...cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk right now
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby chaos-shadow » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:05 pm

He who fights and runs away, probably has the right idea!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby chaos-shadow » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:14 pm

Don't get mad. Get a large bat and wait for the bastard in the dark corner of the parking lot.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby psychoslug » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:23 pm

- "There isn't much to see here, but if I say that, then Mr Corey will insist on seeing every nook and cranny of the place.

- Oh, Dr. Zollner, have I given you cause to say such things about me?

- Yes.

- Well, then, lets see every nook and cranny of the place.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:33 pm

"Things are never truly forgotten."
You Just Gotta Believe!!!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby ER_ode » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:35 pm

If you are the boss and I'm nothing, then you're the boss of nothing.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby nightwalker » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:53 am

baseball baseball you think you gonna score
if you bend it all the way then you are a whore
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