"God, I hate YouTube."
-- Tom Manning, Hellboy II: The Golden Army
"Any man that's got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world. You didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason. Maybe that puts God on your side. To them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable. That's the best thing you can be right now."
-- Cutter Slade, the Caretaker, Ghost Rider
"My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that. Read 'em already. Didn't help."
-- Manuel 'Manny' Calavera, Grim Fandango
"They call me doctor, and I love my job! Looking after the sick and wounded, that's what I do, so come on down and be my patient."
-- Matt 'Dr. Death' Jackson,Outlaws
"What do you mean 'Invalid Parameters'?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question!"
-- Earthworm Jim