Fan-fiction, short stories, screenplays, poems -- anything text-based really belongs here.
Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:37 pm
"What is it?" Stephanie whispered.
"That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster."
She looked at Skulduggery. "You don't know what it is, do you?"
"I told you what it is. It's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us."
Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:41 pm
"You know why Darth Vader went to the dark side? He was dating a red head that wouldn't put out." - Eric Forman on That 70's Show
Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:38 pm
Thief: We found and breached the sea shrine all thanks to Fighter's brilliant display of naval ability.
Fighter: It's because I do one hundred sit-ups every day!
Thief: Lets not dwell on that statement.
Sarda: I have reconstituted your bodies more or less perfectly.
Red Mage: What's "More or Less" supposed to mean?
Sarda: Look, you have redundant biological systems for a reason, don't worry about it.
Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:47 pm
Guest: Do you know how many testicles are in this country??
Stephen Colbert: I hope its an even number!
Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:11 pm
...but let me tell you, folks. You can't fix stupid.
There's not a pill you can't take
there's not a class you can go to
Stupid is forevuh.
Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:25 pm
There's no such thing as no such thing.
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:08 am
"Curiousity killed the cat... but satisfaction brought it back." - Some dude I knew by the name of Renee.
"I may have disappointed you but you have NEVER disappointed me. And you never will." - Skulduggery Pleasant
Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:22 pm
"You want to see something strange and mystical?"
"NO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS WILL YA!? SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! UUUUUUUGHHHHHHH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"-Freakazoid
Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:30 pm
Those who fight monsters should take care not to become a monster too, for if you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you.
Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:27 am
(This quotes are from the novel I'm working on...)
"Peace can never be realized until someone brings me to my death..." - Prince Tamiron
"Every little hope that you cling on will only lead to your ultimate fall..." - Prince Tamiron
"Today the empire, tomorrow the world..." - Arch Bishop Menoich
"War is the answer to all things that are not agreed upon..." - Prince Tamiron
"You know? I can tear your body to pieces with this tinsy-winsy light you call a spark..."
- Princess Evangeline
Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:49 pm
"Where you invest your love, you invest your life." - Mumford & Sons.
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:41 am
"Mess spelled backward is 'ssem.'" - Delirium, from Sandman series
"[I'll surrender] when God kisses Satan and all the Incarnations applaud!" - Orb, from And Eternity, Incarnations of Immortality Series by Piers Anthony
Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:51 pm
"I have better things to do in life than sue Andrew fucking Lloyd Webber."
Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:32 am
"This one time, while playing with a pan on my head, My brother dead-legged me so fucking hard I boiled soup with my rage. By the way, here's your soup. -limping away-" -no idea
Mon May 02, 2011 5:47 pm
I bet dead people are easier to get along with. - Crona.
If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written. - Artemis Fowl.
I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during spring time. You should visit sometime. - Richard.
I have an idea. It starts with "s" and ends with "litting their throats. - Belkar Bitterleaf.
Simon! Don't believe in yourself - believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you! - Kamina.
Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 am
"We've all got some place we wanna go. The tricky thing is finding your way to it."
~An old friend
Tue May 31, 2011 6:20 pm
"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."
— Kvothe in "The Wise Man's Fear"
Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:38 pm
"If the lessons of history teaches us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us."
"It is not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"
"When the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world"
- Timon "The Lion King"
"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world that he doesn't exist"
Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:58 pm
Xerxes wrote:"What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman."
- The Goddamn Batman
Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:13 am
(Continued in another thread.)
(22 days on a thread that has over 10000 views, very forgivable if it wasn't for the 3 others at the EXACT SAME TIME.)
Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:40 pm
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:03 pm
Frau Blucher! (WHINNY)-Young Frankenstein
Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:14 pm
Nails that stick out, get hammered.
Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:34 am
There are only two circumstances under which a person disregards the rules of society. When they commit a crime, or when they're in love." Harleen Quinzel, aka Harley Quinn
Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:52 pm
If you fail the first time, try again.
Then quit, there's no point being a damn fool about it.
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