Fan-fiction, short stories, screenplays, poems -- anything text-based really belongs here.
Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:54 pm
You've had your say, but it was mostly beer doing the talking - Beowulf.
Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:53 pm
"One plus one equals...ONE!!!"
- Archon, Starcraft 2.
You know, in a way, that makes some sense.
Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:19 am
He took a run up, slipped, and simply slid into the pool with all the grace of a constipated elephant in a tutu dancing to rap music.
Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:52 pm
anything too stupid to be said is sung
Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:08 pm
River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
[Amy takes the fez and throws it in the air, and River blasts it into smithereens.]
[checking he has everything]
Legs...yes! Bowtie...cool. Fez...
[feels the top of his head, to find nothing]
...I can buy a fez.
Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:18 am
This is a story about magic and where it goes and perhaps more importantly where it comes from and why, although it doesn't pretend to answer all or any of these questions.
It may, however, help to explain why Gandalf never got married and why Merlin was a man. Because this is also a story about sex, although probably not in the athletic, tumbling, count-the-legs-and-divide-by-two sense unless the characters get totally beyond the author's control. They might.
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:51 am
Peace just means fighting someone else's enemies in someone else's war for someone else's reasons. - Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir, Dragon Age: Orgins, Return to Ostagar DLC.
Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:26 pm
-Hey *Friends name*, I can't get to my piano teachers house cause my dad is working late. Can I get the bus to your house and stay there for half an hour?
-GO SLEEP IN A DITCH.
-You're a bad friend.
-And you're annoying.
Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:32 pm
Write drunk, edit sober. ~ Ernest Hemingway
Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:20 am
"OMFG ITS STUFF!" - Said whenever Stufflikehearts has been gone for a excessive amount of time.
Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:05 am
Sirius: “Hiding behind her [Ginny] skirts?”
Harry: “Sure, I get a great view of her arse from there.”
Source: http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_ ... Prankster/
Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:14 am
Mesh-Head: If I were you, I would run.
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.
-Six String Samurai
Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:28 am
Romana: I don't think we should interfere.
The Doctor: Interfere! Of course we should interfere. Always do what you're best at, that's what I say.
Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:44 pm
*words fading in to a clear blue sky*
I think we all want the same thing.
To do something great, become rich and famous.
Marry our sweetheart and have cute little kids.
But most of us dont realise those dreams,
and as the years pass, they drift away from our minds
one by one, like leaves in autum.
We think they crumble away and dissapear,
but in truth, there always there.
Just scattered away by the winds of fate,
and fate as we all know, is a fickle thing.
Somethimes she drops one of those leaves in our path,
just to see what we'd do.
of coarse, all of us are bound to pick it up...
( Front Mission 4 - ps2 - SQUARE ENIX)
Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:28 pm
Okay, here were my options. A: quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, and take him out with a spinning back kick or B: take the claw in the face roll on the ground and die. (proceeds to get clawed) Hm shoulda gon with A.
Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:48 pm
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:13 pm
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." - Noam Chomsky.
Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:14 pm
"Holy shit, it's slander." - Stufflikehearts after my return from being presumed dead. I took it as a compliment.
Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:44 pm
Sheldon cooper's father - You can only fish for so long before you have to get out the dynamite.
Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:58 pm
My science teacher on single replacement reactions - And then Mr.Oxygen finds Mr.Nitrogen getting it on with his wife. At that point he just decides to quit while he's ahead.
Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:45 pm
Amy: You turn up in the middle of the night, you get me out of my bed in my nightie, which you then don’t let me change out of for ages, and take me for a spin in your time machine.
No, no, you’re right. No mixed signals there. That is just a signal. Like a great big bat in the sky. Get your coat, love. The Doctor is in~
Doctor: Yeah. No, no, no, no. It’s… Not like that. That’s not what I’m like.
Amy: Then what are you like?
Doctor: I don’t know… Gandalf. Like a space Gandalf… Like the little green one in Star Wars…
Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:20 pm
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love - Stendhal.
Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:38 pm
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer Simpson
"I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds." - Robot Santa
Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:23 pm
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:27 pm
"I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you are gonna taste rubber every time you swallow!"
From 'His Lat Command' Gaunt's Ghosts series.
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