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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby numbuhAsharp » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:40 am

"What's that star?"
"It's the death star."
"What's it do?"
"It does death!"-Eddy Izzard
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:15 am

"You idiot" - Dr House.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Birdofterror » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:34 am

"Watch this!" ---
80% of all people who died this year.
"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:17 am

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." -anonymous
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:19 pm

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" -- Aristotle
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:00 am

Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: What's wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something.

The Doctor: Ah! You see, beans.
[bangs his fork on the table, eats some beans, and then spits them into the sink]
The Doctor: Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

The Doctor: You know when grown ups tell you everything's gonna be fine, but you think that they're probably lying to you to make you feel better?
Amelia: Yes.
The Doctor: Everything's gonna be fine.

The Doctor: Well that's good. Fantastic, that is! Twenty minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!

Liz Ten: I'm the bloody Queen, mate. Basically - I Rule.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:51 am

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:28 am

"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:40 am

The Doctor: Every five years everyone chooses to forget what they've learned. Democracy in action.

The Doctor: Cause this is what I do, every time, every day, every second... this; hold tight, we're bringing down the government.

The Doctor: And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare: Who da man?! [Silence. Everyone looks at him unimpressed; petulantly] Okay, that's... I’m never saying that again. Fine.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Crazyguylink » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:29 pm

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up" - General George Patton

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." - Major-General John Sedgwick, 9 may 1864. Killed by a sniper during the battle of Spotsylvania.

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship." - Dick Gregory

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. - Murphy's law of combat

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about. - Murphy's law of combat

The ammo you need "NOW"!! is on the "next" airdrop!! - Murphy's law of combat

What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up ... the pilot dies. - anon
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:43 pm

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. - Murphy's law of combat
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby concrete » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:27 am

Interviewer: I have here a copy of Dr. Kondraki's termination procedure proposal. Step one is his plan to use cat urine and a pistol loaded with silver bullets. Backup plans two, three, four, And five are listed as, and I quote, 'Wing It,' 'Make Something Up,' 'Cross That Bridge When I Come To It,' and 'Put My Head Between My Knees And Kiss My Ass Goodbye.'

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby numbuhAsharp » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:38 am

"Benjamin is nobodie's freind. If he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick"-Garth from Wayne's world
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby concrete » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:48 pm

"God Hates Fags!", I said...
And people assumed I had something against homosexuals...."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Doctress Who » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:58 pm

The Doctor: [examining a mysterious box with writing on it]
The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does it say?
The Doctor: "Hello sweetie".

The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River: Of course we've landed; I just landed her!
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River: It's not supposed to make that noise: you leave the brakes on!

Dalek: Would you care for some tea!?
The Doctor: [slaps tea from Dalek] Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?!
Dalek: We seek only to help you.
The Doctor: To do what?
Dalek: To win the war.
The Doctor: Really. Which war?
Dalek: I do not understand.
The Doctor: This war, against the Nazis or your war against the rest of the universe? War against all lifeforms that are not Dalek!
Dalek: I do not understand. I am your soldier.
The Doctor: Oh, okay. [Goes and picks up a giant spanner] Okay, soldier. Defend yourself! [starts hitting Dalek]
Dalek: You do not require tea!?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Carpe_Noctem » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:33 pm

Envy: Yo, long time no see Fullmetal Bean!
Edward: Who... did... you...
Envy: Eh?
Edward: CALL A MINIATURE PLANKTON-FLEA-SIZED ITTY BITTY LITTLE BEAN?!!?!!!!!
Envy: *dodges flying kick* !#$% Wh-wait a moment! I'm not here to fight you bean-
Edward: THAT'S FIVE!
Envy: *dodges uppercut* eep! Wha-what are you talking abo-
Edward: Twice just now! And three times back in the Fifth Laboratory!! You called me a bean!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER!!!!!!!
Envy: What's with that memory.....
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Xerkuct » Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:36 am

"This is like watching a train derailment in slow motion."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby concrete » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:22 pm

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it"
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby TripleMoon » Sun May 02, 2010 9:41 am

"Discretion is the better part of valor."

"A bird can fly, not talk. You can talk, can YOU fly?"
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby numbuhAsharp » Fri May 07, 2010 10:28 am

"Well beleive me Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and I went ahead anyway ^_^; "-Crow T. Robot
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby TripleMoon » Fri May 07, 2010 5:31 pm

"If he's truly dead,then he's roasting in hell. We are sinners, all."-Crow from The Westing Game.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Helmet-kun » Mon May 17, 2010 12:03 am

"Woah. That's the strangest thing I've seen since my Ethernet configuration collapsed."
~Izzy, Digimon season 2
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Doctress Who » Mon May 17, 2010 6:01 am

Signora Rosanna Calvierri: A partnership. Any which way you choose.
The Doctor: I don't think that's such a good idea. Do you? I'm a Time Lord. You're a big fish...Think of the children.

The Doctor: Can't see a thing.
Rory: Well, its a good thing I brought this then. [He produces a tiny torch.]
The Doctor: [Produces a rather larger light] Ultraviolet. Portable sunlight.
Rory: [Stares at the item] Yours is bigger than mine.
The Doctor: Let's not go there.

The Doctor: Outside...brrrrr. How many noughts you got? Inside, I don't know, but I can't feel my feet and.... other parts.
Rory: I think all my parts are basically fine.
The Doctor: Stop competing.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby numbuhAsharp » Fri May 28, 2010 2:59 pm

"Oh that's uh that's a nice dagger. Interesting nuptual acessory"-Genie
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Doctress Who » Fri May 28, 2010 4:22 pm

The Doctor: [incredibly enthusiastically] Ooh, look! Rocks!

The Doctor: One more thing - your name.
Romana I: What about my name?
The Doctor: It's too long. By the time I've called out, 'Look out'—what's your name?
Romana I: Romanadvoratrelundar.
The Doctor: By the time I've called that out, you could be dead! I'll call you Romana.
Romana I: I don't like Romana.
The Doctor: It's either Romana or Fred.
Romana I: All right, call me Fred!
The Doctor: Good. Come on, Romana!

Romana II: Really, Doctor? A great criminal your hero?
The Doctor: Well, a criminal, yes, but he had such style, such flair, such-
Romana II: Panache!
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