"What's that star?"
"It's the death star."
"What's it do?"
"It does death!"-Eddy Izzard

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

"You idiot" - Dr House.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

"Watch this!" ---
80% of all people who died this year.

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"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

The Chronometal Wars, a fan-fiction taking place in the PPGD Universe. Catastrophe is the only certainty.

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." -anonymous

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" -- Aristotle

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Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: What's wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something.

The Doctor: Ah! You see, beans.
[bangs his fork on the table, eats some beans, and then spits them into the sink]
The Doctor: Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

The Doctor: You know when grown ups tell you everything's gonna be fine, but you think that they're probably lying to you to make you feel better?
Amelia: Yes.
The Doctor: Everything's gonna be fine.

The Doctor: Well that's good. Fantastic, that is! Twenty minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!

Liz Ten: I'm the bloody Queen, mate. Basically - I Rule.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
- House.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite."
- House

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

The Doctor: Every five years everyone chooses to forget what they've learned. Democracy in action.

The Doctor: Cause this is what I do, every time, every day, every second... this; hold tight, we're bringing down the government.

The Doctor: And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare: Who da man?! [Silence. Everyone looks at him unimpressed; petulantly] Okay, that's... I’m never saying that again. Fine.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up" - General George Patton

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." - Major-General John Sedgwick, 9 may 1864. Killed by a sniper during the battle of Spotsylvania.

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship." - Dick Gregory

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. - Murphy's law of combat

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about. - Murphy's law of combat

The ammo you need "NOW"!! is on the "next" airdrop!! - Murphy's law of combat

What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up ... the pilot dies. - anon

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If at first you don't succeed, eliminate all witnesses and remove any evidence you were even there.

Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. - Murphy's law of combat

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn

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Light a fire, scream and howl
The world is dark and quiet.

"Benjamin is nobodie's freind. If he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick"-Garth from Wayne's world

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

"God Hates Fags!", I said...
And people assumed I had something against homosexuals...."
/Jonathan Conray

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Light a fire, scream and howl
The world is dark and quiet.

The Doctor: [examining a mysterious box with writing on it]
The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does it say?
The Doctor: "Hello sweetie".

The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River: Of course we've landed; I just landed her!
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River: It's not supposed to make that noise: you leave the brakes on!

Dalek: Would you care for some tea!?
The Doctor: [slaps tea from Dalek] Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?!
Dalek: We seek only to help you.
The Doctor: To do what?
Dalek: To win the war.
The Doctor: Really. Which war?
Dalek: I do not understand.
The Doctor: This war, against the Nazis or your war against the rest of the universe? War against all lifeforms that are not Dalek!
Dalek: I do not understand. I am your soldier.
The Doctor: Oh, okay. [Goes and picks up a giant spanner] Okay, soldier. Defend yourself! [starts hitting Dalek]
Dalek: You do not require tea!?

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

Envy: Yo, long time no see Fullmetal Bean!
Edward: Who... did... you...
Envy: Eh?
Edward: CALL A MINIATURE PLANKTON-FLEA-SIZED ITTY BITTY LITTLE BEAN?!!?!!!!!
Envy: *dodges flying kick* !#$% Wh-wait a moment! I'm not here to fight you bean-
Edward: THAT'S FIVE!
Envy: *dodges uppercut* eep! Wha-what are you talking abo-
Edward: Twice just now! And three times back in the Fifth Laboratory!! You called me a bean!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER!!!!!!!
Envy: What's with that memory.....

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Spirit. In every language in all the Realms, surface and Underdark, in every time and every place, the word has a ring of strength and determination. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience, and the poor man's armor. It cannot be broken, and it cannot be taken away. - Drizzt Do'Urden, Ranger of Mielikki

"This is like watching a train derailment in slow motion."

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it"
/The Churchill.

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Light a fire, scream and howl
The world is dark and quiet.

"Discretion is the better part of valor."

"A bird can fly, not talk. You can talk, can YOU fly?"

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Meh. If I had a good avatar, this would be worth it.

"Well beleive me Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and I went ahead anyway "-Crow T. Robot

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

"If he's truly dead,then he's roasting in hell. We are sinners, all."-Crow from The Westing Game.

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Meh. If I had a good avatar, this would be worth it.

"Woah. That's the strangest thing I've seen since my Ethernet configuration collapsed."
~Izzy, Digimon season 2

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Everyday, Helmet-kun becomes sad, and for Helmet-kun, sad is synonymous to homicidal.

Save a life. Post carefully.

Signora Rosanna Calvierri: A partnership. Any which way you choose.
The Doctor: I don't think that's such a good idea. Do you? I'm a Time Lord. You're a big fish...Think of the children.

The Doctor: Can't see a thing.
Rory: Well, its a good thing I brought this then. [He produces a tiny torch.]
The Doctor: [Produces a rather larger light] Ultraviolet. Portable sunlight.
Rory: [Stares at the item] Yours is bigger than mine.
The Doctor: Let's not go there.

The Doctor: Outside...brrrrr. How many noughts you got? Inside, I don't know, but I can't feel my feet and.... other parts.
Rory: I think all my parts are basically fine.
The Doctor: Stop competing.

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.

"Oh that's uh that's a nice dagger. Interesting nuptual acessory"-Genie

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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I'm the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus. I AM -SPLASH- ssoaked.

The Doctor: [incredibly enthusiastically] Ooh, look! Rocks!

The Doctor: One more thing - your name.
Romana I: What about my name?
The Doctor: It's too long. By the time I've called out, 'Look out'—what's your name?
Romana I: Romanadvoratrelundar.
The Doctor: By the time I've called that out, you could be dead! I'll call you Romana.
Romana I: I don't like Romana.
The Doctor: It's either Romana or Fred.
Romana I: All right, call me Fred!
The Doctor: Good. Come on, Romana!

Romana II: Really, Doctor? A great criminal your hero?
The Doctor: Well, a criminal, yes, but he had such style, such flair, such-
Romana II: Panache!

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Hiryu: Doc's bag is a portal. She's actually from another dimension and when she jumped into it, she ended up at a desk with a browser open on this site. That's how she found it.
We have a Doctor Who thread now. Doctor Who threads are cool.