Random quotes from my LOZ fanfic, soon to be posted @ http://crazyguylink.yolasite.com
Saria: Are you telling me we ran into this mess without a PLAN?!?
Dark Link: Sounded like a good idea at the time!
Sheik: I bet this kind of thing never happens to Mario...
Dark Link gives Link healing potion:
Link: Ugh. That stuff is rancid! What is it?
D.L.: Chu Jelly Juice. Tastes awful, and it works.
Link: Sounds like a marketing ad. I'll stick to soup, thanks.
Sheik *tosses bomb into enemy armor* : Let's see you survive that!
*bomb goes off, damaging armor and angering the creature* : I was being sarcastic