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Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:35 pm

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought." - Buddha


"Anything is possible; even the impossible." - Anonymous

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Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:47 pm

"This is it. This... is your story. It all begins here." -Auron,FFX

"It is better to die in hope than live in despair." -Yunalesca,FFX

"Welcome to the Prime Time,Bitch" -Freddy Krueger,Nightmare On Elm Street

"The Arcana is the means by which ALL is revealed;Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end,and,no matter who you are,Death Awaits You" -Nyx,Persona 3

"Open yourself to the darkness. That is all. Let your heart, your being, become darkness itself.!!!!" -Ansem,Kingdom Hearts

"Art is a Bang,Un!!!" -Deidara,Naruto

"You side against me...for the sake of humans? Humans are not worth the air they breathe! I was simply cleansing the world." -Dracula,Castlevania Curse Of Darkness

"Get a life" -Bleedman to his fans (note:this is the most epic quote of all lol )

"When you're miserable, you need to make someone even more miserable than yourself." -Lucy/Nyu,Elfen Lied

"Size matters not." -Yoda,Star Wars

"L-O-L" -me watching the Angry German kid for the first time

Well,soon i will post more,for now this ones are just some of the epic quotes i've heard

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Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:58 am

AHEM! There is is SAND on my boots! - Kefka

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you! - Kefka

You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! - Kefka

Spoony Bard! - Tellah

Young is... Young. - You are an angel, aren't you? Don't lie. - one thousand five hundred and nine. - Flonne and Laharl

God, how do you know this? - Because I am God. - Flonne and Vulcanus

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Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:20 am

"You can never have too many Enemies. The more you have, the more likely they'll get in each other's way."

"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonase and those little cheesy things on sticks."

(Both quotes are from Warhammer 40000: The traitor's hand.)

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Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:27 am

Here's some good military quotes for your reading enjoyment.


"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
- General Macarthur

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."
- U.S. Navy Swabbie

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."
- USAF Ammo Troop

"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
- At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan

"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."
- Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
- From an old carrier sailor

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter - and therefore, unsafe."

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

"Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club."

"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies."

"Never trade luck for skill."

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh S...!"

"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."

"A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication."

"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"

"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."

"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you."
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime."
- Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."

"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."

"No battle is ever fought flawlessly. The side that screws up next to last wins. It's as simple as that."

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Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:06 am

lol lol lol

"The rational being is the basis of all maxims of action, therefore he must be treated never as a mere means but as an end at the same time." Immanuel Kant, Critique of Practical Reason

"It's incredible how the human mind can devise such simple explanations to the things it doesn't understand, just to avoid looking at the terrible bigger picture that is the truth. Unfortunately, that won't help them when it comes knocking at the door." Alyssa Gillespine, talking about the Cthulhu Mythos. More on her when I start my thread on this side of the forums. :P :P :P

"Music is extremely effective in stirring people's emotions. Much like makeup. But music can create a response in a great number of people simultaneously. It rattles them, robs them of their rational judgement." Boogiepop, talking about music, Boogiepop retourns:VS Imaginator Part 2

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Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:06 pm

We didn't climb to the top of the foodchain to start eating grass again.

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Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:18 am

If anything can go wrong, it will.
-Captain Edward A. Murphy

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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:36 am

"To live my life as I desire or not to live it at all"

"There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imaginations of ourselves."

"There is a reason why you always use the present tense when talking about a book."

"Any gentleman worthy of the title should, at least once in his life, perform some absurd act of gallantry."

"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid"

“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”

"Society is doomed for one very simple reason: it takes dozens of men working months with millions of dollars in materials to build a building, but only one dumbass with a bomb to bring it down."

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Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:46 pm

"Obsolescence?......Perhaps I am deluding myself. With all the advances that have been made in droid technology, I suppose we are in danger of being considered obsolete. But what are we to do, Artoo? Retirement isn't an option for us. We will continue as relics, of a sort, passed along to new masters until our parts can no longer be replaced, or until we suffer some irreparable system failure. Oh, it's all very....bittersweet, I think is the proper word."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
-Thomas Edison

Lone Starr: I wonder: Will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 3: In Search of Two.

"I am sinister. Beware I live. Run. Run. Run. I hunger. RAAAWWWRRR!!!"
-We are the Strange

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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:09 pm

"All I want for Christmas is world domination and a box of toaster strudels." -Me, October 7th, 2008

"I want an Abortion! (Me)
"But...But he's already born. D:" (Chris)
".......Murder?" (Me)
"Dear God Tori! xD (Chris)" - Chris and I on Myspace, October 5th, 2008

"I like him too but you don't see me spreading crappy lies to everyone about you, the lies I spread are much better." -Me, August 28th, 2007

"If I was ment to eat grass I would have spots and say "Moo.". You on the other hand were obviously ment to eat it." Me, September 17th, 2008

"Fuck the world." (Terrance)
"Isn't that rape?" (Me)
- Terrance and I walking to McDonalds, March 27th, 2006.

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Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:20 pm

"Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in."
-Andre Linoge, Storm of the Century

Peter: Since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter", so you must have thought it was from you, so you didn't.. umm... You know it's just easier to call you stupid.
-Family Guy

"Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should run. Actually, Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole. BOB DOLE!"
-The Simpsons

"Bob Dole is a friend of the tobacco industry. Bob Dole likes your style. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole.........Bob Dole...........Bob Dole (fall asleep)
-Family Guy

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Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:19 am

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?

Morgan Everett: We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever.


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Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:00 pm

I am matter...
I am antimatter...
I can see your past...
I can see your future...
I consume time...
And I will consume you!
- Culex

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Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:47 pm

"If jesus has a second coming, hes not gonna be on gods side this time." - me

"If you stare at a bear long enough, it will maul you." - Travel advice

"If you have to get up to get something then you dont really need it." - me

"We should merge a cat with a dog. Then we'll have an animal with the loyalty and ferociousness of a dog, with the cleanliness and sufistocation of a cat." - homer simpson

"Just hangin out with my Gnomies." - WoW Guild saying

"Think of life as one big video game. Think of Comas as a pause in your game, think of a near death experience as an extra life. Think of teachers as mini-bosses in the road of life and principals as final boss." -me
it needs some work i'll admit it.

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Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:34 pm

Fz-Archmage wrote:"We should merge a cat with a dog. Then we'll have an animal with the loyalty and ferociousness of a dog, with the cleanliness and sufistocation of a cat." - homer simpson

I believe the quote is:

With the cleanliness of a dog and the loyalty of a cat.

(either that or vice versa, the joke was he mixed up the traits)

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Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:57 am

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart.~American Mcgee Alice cheshire cat

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Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:39 am

Shotgun! ...fuck
Shotgun's lap!

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

So, do you think the Meta's working with the Reds?
Crap crap crap crap! *BOOM*
Yeah, I doubt that.

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Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:12 pm

Xagan wrote:Shotgun!
Shotgun! ...fuck
Shotgun's lap!

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

So, do you think the Meta's working with the Reds?
Crap crap crap crap! *BOOM*
Yeah, I doubt that.

post without sense is without sense.

"Hey! Call me a TREASURE HUNTER, or I'll rip your lungs out!" -Locke

"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!" -Kefka

"You licentious howler!" -Cyan

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!" -Kefka

"Run run run, or you'll be well done!" -Kefka

"I will hunt them down. I will destroy them all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" -Kefka

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!" -Kefka

"Ahem. There's SAND on my boots " -Kefka

"I think I'm gonna... *runs to the side of the boat* Not a word of this to anyone, o' shrouded one." -Locke [Shadow is the shrouded one]

"If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!" -Edgar

"Uwee hee hee! Don't tease the octopus, kids!" -Ultros

"How 'bout a little magitek mayhem?" -Kefka

"Poor old...oh well, what a worthless excuse of an emperor!" -Kefka

"Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?!" -Kefka

"Thou art a royal pain in the --- Confound it all! He's got me talking like him!" -Sabin

Celes: "Aren't you a little short for a soldier?"
Locke: "Oh...the uniform"

"Wait? Do I look like a waiter?" -Kefka

"That's Shadow! He'd gut his mama's throat for a nickel!" -Sabin

"Leave us. The dog eats strangers..." -Shadow

"The Reaper is always just a step behind me..." -Shadow

"In this world are many like me who've killed their emotions. Don't forget that." -Shadow

"So thats General Leo... He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy" -Shadow

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Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:38 pm

If life isn't worth living then why, Pray tell were you born?

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Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:38 am

Jonathon Morris wrote:post without sense is without sense.

Your lack of RvB quote knowledge is depressing.

Sine! Cosine! Tangent!


So zetta sexy.
-Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You

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Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:56 pm

"You see that I was right, now, don't you? The truth is written in blood!"

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Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:02 pm

"But let it be sword, lance, or bolt that strikes me down: for I should think it shame to die from an iron ball from the fire-crake or bombard or any such unsoldierly weapon, which is only fitted to scare babes with its foolish noise and smoke."

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Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:05 am

"It fits like my glove!"

"In future be more careful from whom you accept free lemonade."

"Apples into applesauce, a unification into one smooth mixture, an egg."


"Holy blackout!"

"Holy Kindergarden!"



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Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:03 pm

"The darkness and the light wage a constant war within you. The balance is tipped one way now, but it can easily be tipped back. Savior, conqueror, hero, villain. You are all things Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone."
―Darth Malak

"Revan was power. It was like staring into the heart of the Force."

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

"Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?"

"What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism... cannot even conceive."
-The Many

"Do you not trust the feelings of the flesh? Our biology yearns to join with yours. We welcome you to our mass. But you puzzle us. Why do you serve our mother? How can you choose cold metal over the splendor of the flesh? But you fear us. We hear your thoughts, and they rage for your brothers who you believe dead. But they are not. They sing in our symphony of life. We offer another chance to join us. If you choose to lie down with the machine, we will rend you apart, and put you separate from the joys of the mass."
-The Many

"With only a few short years of evolution, they've been able to conquer this starship, mankind's mightiest creation. Where were we after forty years of evolution? What swamp were we swimming around in, single celled and mindless? What if SHODAN's creations are superior to us? What will they become in a million years, in ten million years? What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it."

"Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh."
-Robert Bolt

"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home."
-Glen Bateman

"Maybe I did it because kids need to know that sometimes dead is better."

"Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
-Herb Caen

"Immortality: a fate worse than death."
-Edgar A. Shoaff

"...I'm surprised at how the President dealt with the Russians... I would have withdrawn our Diplomats!... And cut off our Grain Deal... Stopped the arms talks! Sent in the troops... Dropped the bomb on those Commies and blown them all to hell... That would teach them how to act like civilized human beings... Like me..."
-Political Cartoon by Charles Brooks
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