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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:54 am

Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
- Futurama
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Bandit » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 pm

"It's a shame you can't arrest people for stupidity"-- Sheriff Bob Bratton of Ottawa County, Ohio.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby thoadthetoad » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:05 pm

"It's only an affair if it's a secret" ~moi
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:14 pm

Boy! What are you doing?! we can't lose to A candian!

- My Brother after Playing mario Kart Wii on wi-fi
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:43 pm

"Puritanism--The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
- H. L. Mencken
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Wiiplayah43 » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:46 pm

"War. War never changes." --Ron Perlman
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby thoadthetoad » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:13 pm

"They misunderestimated us" ~George W. Bush.

Srsly bush, wtf?
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:24 am

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
- Futurama
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby sam4books » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:15 am

Edgar Allan Poe----"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night."

George Carlin----"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."

Dennis Miller----"I rant, therefore I am."

Laurence J. Peter----"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."

Laurence J. Peter----"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

Emo Philips----"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

Casey Stengel----"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

George Bernard Shaw----"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."

Alanis Morissette----"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect."

H. L. Mencken----"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."

Hedy Lamarr----"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

Shannen Doherty----"My inner child is not wounded."
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:03 pm

Drill Sergeant: All right Simpson, I don't like you, and you don't like me.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sergeant: Um... alright you like me, but I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me?

-The Simpsons
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:59 pm

"I'm not Racist! I hate all Races equally!"

- My friend Quadre
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:18 pm

I feel a disturbance in the force...I said a disturbance, not a god damn earthquake!
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:22 pm

"Captain's Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night... my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain but nobody listens."
- Captain Kirk, The Simpsons

Mr. Burns: Look at that pig, stuffing his face with donuts on my time. That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut. (evil laughter)... There is a poison one, isn't there, Smithers?
Smithers: Uh... No, sir. I discussed it with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!
- The Simpsons
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby psychoslug » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:27 am

Who says that we have lost our originality because of war? Every time we fight, we find new ways to kill each other.

Definition of Irony: Getting kicked out of class for copying someone's paper on plagiarism.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Gigafist » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:05 pm

Knowledge is power, hide it well.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Spaceballs » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:25 am

"Thank You. Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson, at a rally
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Gigafist » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:01 pm

Victory does not always rest with the big guns: but, if we rest in front of them we shall be lost.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Gigafist » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:46 am

Where there is uncertainty, I shall bring light
Where there is doubt, I shall sow faith
Where there is shame, I shall point atonement
Where there is rage, I shall show its course
My word in the soul shall be as my bolter in the field
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:52 pm

And now I know!

And knowing is half the battle!!!

G.I. Joe!!!!

-G.I. Joe
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Lolrus » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:43 pm

What luck for rulers that men don't think
-Adolf Hitler

The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
-Joseph Stalin

I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will.
-Joseph Stalin

Die, but do not retreat.
-Joseph Stalin

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
-Joseph Stalin

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
-Martin Luther King

I have a dream, that one day all three of my children will one day, grow up in a society where they are not judged by their race, but by their character.
-Martin Luther King Jr.

Thomas Jefferson once said that all men are created equal, a phrase that the government is fond of hurling at us. There is a tendency in this year of grace, 1935, for certain people to use that phrase out of context, to satisfy all conditions. We know that all men are not created equal in the sense that some people would have us believe. Some people are smarter than others, some people have more opportunity because they are born with it, some men have more money than others, and some people are more gifted than others.
-Atticus Finch, To Kill A MockingBird.


These are just the ones off the top of my head.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:25 pm

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby PopeBriPaulII » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:09 pm

every fight is a food fight when dealing with cannibals.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Blood Lord » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:18 pm

Heil Hitler.
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby Kyan » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:32 pm

"Appearantly slowly caressing a girls butt is wrong"

-My friend Quadre
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Re: Quotable quotes

Postby psychoslug » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:37 pm

"One thing you can say for enemies; they make life more interesting."

"If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed."

"Paranioa is a very comforting state of mind. If you think thay're after you, it means you think you matter."

"The most dangerious thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compas and a map."

"His loyalty couldn't be bought at any price; but could be rented remarkably cheaply."

"competence on the battlefield is a myth. The side wich screws up next to last wins, it's as simple as that."

"Hurry up and wait."

"If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap."

"Things can always get worse"

"You can never have too many enemies. The more you've got, the more likely they are to get in each others' way."

"Life's a journey. Shame about the destination."

"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."

All quotes are from Warhammer 40,000 "The Traitor's Hand: A Ciaphas Cain Novel" by Sandy Mitchell
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