Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
- Futurama

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

"It's a shame you can't arrest people for stupidity"-- Sheriff Bob Bratton of Ottawa County, Ohio.

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nothing is true
everything is permitted

"It's only an affair if it's a secret" ~moi

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I love looking at clever signatures...
This isn't one of them.

Boy! What are you doing?! we can't lose to A candian!

- My Brother after Playing mario Kart Wii on wi-fi

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You Just Gotta Believe!!!
yukkuri shiteite ne!

"Puritanism--The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
- H. L. Mencken

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

"War. War never changes." --Ron Perlman

"They misunderestimated us" ~George W. Bush.

Srsly bush, wtf?

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I love looking at clever signatures...
This isn't one of them.

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
- Futurama

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

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Musicmac: "Sam4Books: Always ready to cheer things up with awesome art. Terms and Conditions apply."

Drill Sergeant: All right Simpson, I don't like you, and you don't like me.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sergeant: Um... alright you like me, but I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me?

-The Simpsons

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

"I'm not Racist! I hate all Races equally!"

- My friend Quadre

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You Just Gotta Believe!!!
yukkuri shiteite ne!

I feel a disturbance in the force...I said a disturbance, not a god damn earthquake!
- Warbear

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

"Captain's Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night... my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain but nobody listens."
- Captain Kirk, The Simpsons

Mr. Burns: Look at that pig, stuffing his face with donuts on my time. That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut. (evil laughter)... There is a poison one, isn't there, Smithers?
Smithers: Uh... No, sir. I discussed it with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!
- The Simpsons

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

Who says that we have lost our originality because of war? Every time we fight, we find new ways to kill each other.

Definition of Irony: Getting kicked out of class for copying someone's paper on plagiarism.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice.

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You and you: Panic. Everyone else, Follow me.

Knowledge is power, hide it well.
Librarian Isador Akios of the Blood Angels third company.

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Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!



My Deviant Art page.

Where there is uncertainty, I shall bring light
Where there is doubt, I shall sow faith
Where there is shame, I shall point atonement
Where there is rage, I shall show its course
My word in the soul shall be as my bolter in the field.
Litany of Devotion
I'm a sucker for space marine quotes.

And now I know!

And knowing is half the battle!!!

G.I. Joe!!!!

-G.I. Joe

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You Just Gotta Believe!!!
yukkuri shiteite ne!

What luck for rulers that men don't think
-Adolf Hitler

The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
-Joseph Stalin

I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will.
-Joseph Stalin

Die, but do not retreat.
-Joseph Stalin

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
-Joseph Stalin

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
-Martin Luther King

I have a dream, that one day all three of my children will one day, grow up in a society where they are not judged by their race, but by their character.
-Martin Luther King Jr.

Thomas Jefferson once said that all men are created equal, a phrase that the government is fond of hurling at us. There is a tendency in this year of grace, 1935, for certain people to use that phrase out of context, to satisfy all conditions. We know that all men are not created equal in the sense that some people would have us believe. Some people are smarter than others, some people have more opportunity because they are born with it, some men have more money than others, and some people are more gifted than others.
-Atticus Finch, To Kill A MockingBird.


These are just the ones off the top of my head.

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THE ROFLS HAVE ARRIVED

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

every fight is a food fight when dealing with cannibals.

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I'm Samuel L. Goddamn Jackson!

Heil Hitler.
- Mir@k

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

"Appearantly slowly caressing a girls butt is wrong"

-My friend Quadre

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You Just Gotta Believe!!!
yukkuri shiteite ne!

"One thing you can say for enemies; they make life more interesting."

"If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed."

"Paranioa is a very comforting state of mind. If you think thay're after you, it means you think you matter."

"The most dangerious thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compas and a map."

"His loyalty couldn't be bought at any price; but could be rented remarkably cheaply."

"competence on the battlefield is a myth. The side wich screws up next to last wins, it's as simple as that."

"Hurry up and wait."

"If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap."

"Things can always get worse"

"You can never have too many enemies. The more you've got, the more likely they are to get in each others' way."

"Life's a journey. Shame about the destination."

"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."

All quotes are from Warhammer 40,000 "The Traitor's Hand: A Ciaphas Cain Novel" by Sandy Mitchell

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You and you: Panic. Everyone else, Follow me.