In response to mods ignoring my request to have this thread shut down, I have decided to rewrite my story, for anyone who actually enjoyed the original edition, refer to my sig for its current location.

BR: I think not. No, not in the thread's body. Let me fix that for you.

THIS THREAD USED TO BE A GOOD STORY AND NOW IT IS A TANTRUM. IT IS BEING LOCKED AND ALL SIGNATURES FROM THE OFFENDING POSTERS ARE BEING REMOVED FROM IT.

THAT IS TO STOP THIS FROM BEING AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR OFFSITE WORK, WITH NARY EVEN COMMENTARY ON THE CONCEPT.

Pika Thunder and his buddy Sincados got one little smidgeon of unwarranted criticism and decided to make a mockery of the forum, so they are losing everything this thread could have been, since they decided not to parlay for any sort of rights.

Look in the middle of the thread to see how Griddles called it RP posting, terrible decision on his part because this little unjustified comment on their fic made them go fucking crazy.

Now gaze upon the rest of their posts, edited from the story into extremely bland internet speak in some attempt to teach us a lesson in how apparently funny and clever and not immature they are compared to us, and enjoy the supreme irony that results in how childish and petulant they look.

AMG I STADE UP ALL NITE AND DEN I WUZ LIEK PEW PEW PEW LAZORS TOO!

FURRST TINGS FURST I THOT TU MYSELTH, I NEED TO GET TEH PEW PEW LAZORS

SO I SURCHED MAI ROOM FOR LEIK 25 MINOTS

WTF I SAID< TIS IS HAXXORS< MY LAZORS IS GAWN!!!

I C WUT U DID THAR!

I WEMEMBA WEN U WER UP ON DA HILL AN I WUZ DANSIN IN DA STREET, I WAS ALL Z AS DEM BAD GAIS CAME AND TWIDE TO PEW PEW ME WHEN I SHOT MY LAZORS AT DER FACE!

SO AFTR LEIK 23 MINOTS OF LUKING< I WAS LIKE< OH WAATE

I JST REMEMEMBEREDED TAT TEH LAZORS WAS IN MAI COAT!

SO I TOSSED ON MY PEW PEW LAZORS COAT< I KNEW TAT WUS TEH RYTE 1 CAUS IT HAD PEW PEW WRTTIEN ON TEH BAK!

GASP! FWOST TWAP! DAMMITZ!

SO TEHN I STEPED OUTSAID AND WAS LEIK WOOOSH

I TUK OF IN TEH AIR LEIK A BAT, BECUS I HAD TEH ROCKET BOOTZ!

AS I FLU I WAS LEIK< NOW I NEED TEH BAD GAIS! SO I STARTED LUKIN

OMG! THEYRE HERE!

WHERE!?!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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OMG NOES!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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WEN I FUOND TEHM BAD GAIS I WAS LEIK PEW PEW

LAZORS FLU OUT MAI COAT AND I WUS LIKE PEW PEW PEW!

BAD GAIS GUTZ WAS EVERWAR AND I WAS LEIK

ONEZ TEHY WUS DED I LUKED AT TEH CITY AND SAD; IS EVERYONE SAF??!?!111

THEY SAID; OMG YUS!

TEH ENDZ!!! OMG AWUSOM!

Sorry to interrupt this... RP posting thing...


One thread per person, Pika. You already have one with you as author. This mean one has to go. Please tell me your preferred course of action.

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Bloodsguar Studios member

WE ARE ALL GRIDS

Ah, I figured throwing a co author in the title woulda alleviated that issue. if thats the case Griddles, Gimme a day and I'll figure something out. Communicating through pm works well tho, as BR demonstrated for me. I don't really view this as a 'RP Thing.' I'd reference quitet a few books that work like this, Black House by Stephen King and Peter Straub is the first that comes to mind.

I never saw in the rules anything about co-authors, let alone read that this sort of narrative would be considered RP...

Interesting though... oh by the way, can you go and lock my old threads back on pages 8 and 9, since I no longer update them, let alone when I started out here at first... er.. no delete them instead, it'll be more satisfying... for me. Being fucked up on medication and having a life changing event sent me into not caring... wait... still do not care, ah hell. The hypocrites that say they're right... so right... every time.

/end dramatic pauses

Thank you, Will Shatner.

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Signature deleted because links to non art related websites is a form of advertising, and writing is not art, so sayeth the Lit Mod, BR. "10. Feel free to advertise your websites in your signature or avatars as long as they comply with the NSFW rule and the Signature Size rule." Wait what?

Requesting this topic be taken down or locked for not being a Fanfic.

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Signature deleted because links to non art related websites is a form of advertising, and writing is not art, so saith the Lit Mod, BR. PM me and I'll send you his PM saying as such.

Shame really... would have made great muppets. Ah well.

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Signature deleted because links to non art related websites is a form of advertising, and writing is not art, so sayeth the Lit Mod, BR. "10. Feel free to advertise your websites in your signature or avatars as long as they comply with the NSFW rule and the Signature Size rule." Wait what?

This is a literature forum, original stories are allowed? Personal preferences are not to be taken as serious criticism, and preference is easily recognized by its informal structure and presentation.

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"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

Once again, Request to have this topic removed or locked

I like how I even said to knock off my other threads and nothing.

Hey Pika... whats the difference between a mcdouble and a double cheese burger?

A) 19 cents and 1 piece of cheese!

I think you gave this page stretch marks sincados,

Aw dammit! It's never gonna go back the way it was... elasticity goes so fast.

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Signature deleted because links to non art related websites is a form of advertising, and writing is not art, so sayeth the Lit Mod, BR. "10. Feel free to advertise your websites in your signature or avatars as long as they comply with the NSFW rule and the Signature Size rule." Wait what?

Intriguing tale.

Continue.

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WE ARE ALL GRIDS

leik i saiz, TEH ENDZ!

The Brownie Monsters are notorious for their incessant clicking... the results are widening... literally and foremost of the human waist.

OK... what should our new rad name be? OK... who wrote click-click-click-click-click-click-click ...

Personally, I am partial to MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySunday

eetz not da endz iff der iz a seekwal!

Alone in front of his massive computer, he reread the comments left by the moderators. A clever ploy, but he didn't care. The way he did things, it had always been different, and he liked that about himself. He poured himself a shot of vodka and glanced over his notes. Stories and mission statements. Archives of AIM conversations with friends, meaningless to any but the most experienced of word slingers. Taking up his pen, he made a few more notes. He knew what had to be done. As for the childish actions of Snafu's writers, he shrugged his shoulders and turned his attention else where.

This is an issue that will have to wait.
BR: Oh, look! Irony! Childish screaming about criticism being childish! Wow! Do you have autism?

What a twist!
I know right! You guys are extremely pretentious! Get off this forum! Hahaha! :)