well...i dunno if anyone will like it but anyway....its called crazy tales about south park boys
The alarm clock rang.Craig knocked it of the table and went back to sleep.it was a beging of new school year and Craig didnt want to wake up and wanted the summer holidays to go on forever.
-Craig,honey wake up!you are gonna be late for school!-his mom came in.
-Mmmm...who cares mom?....-he sat on his bed.He got dressed, took his bag and went down stairs.He didnt want to have breakfast or anything.He just went to the bus stop.When he came there were only Kylwe and Stan,also asleep as him.Kyle leaned on the "Bus" sign and was sleeping.Stan Put his head on Kyles shoulder and also was asleep.
-Um...Hey guys!-said Craig
-Whatever....-Stan yawned.Kyle huged the pole and snored-Dude wake up!
-Huh?wha..me..i wasnt sleeping...-Kyle yawned.
-Yeah...riiiighttt!no one is asleep at the first school day!tell me more Kyle!-craig said yawing at the same time.
-Alright,Okey!i fallen asleep a lil bit!Like you wouldnt if u had a chance!
-Morning!-Kenny came over.His hair was messed up as usual, but this time it was tottaly messed up.
-Looks like someone is really excited about new school year!-Stan smilled.
-You really wanna see my excitment ?-Kenny asked.He showed his middle finger-Here!-Craig laughed.
-I think Cartman slept in guys!-Kyle looked around, trying to find Cartman.
-You wish Dude!-Stan pointed behind Craigs back.Cartman was walking really slow.
-Mmm..F**k new school,f**k new teacher,screw all the new kids and old too....escpesially Kyle...
-I HATE MONDAYS!!!I HATE NEW SCHOOL YEAR!!!I HATE EVERYTHING!!!TOO HELL YOU ALL!-he screamed as loud as possible.Then he fallen on the ground, like he got shot and snored.Every one looked at him with wtf look on their faces.
-Happy new school year guys!-Said Craig-it had officialy started!
To be continued...
ill update it later on today,i just need to find the written version of it...