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Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Spruce Moose » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:04 pm

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It was supposed to be me in Boondock Saints garb for a forum guest comic on another board. This is the result, done with MS paint. I came in with low expectations, and I came out with a low product. But I just felt like cvontributing to the Art fourm, like all the cool kids who can draw.

So please, look at this whenever you feel like you suck and you can't go on drawing, because you don't in comparison to so many people. I'm so tired of artists saying how much they suck that if I can make just one feel better with my work, then it'll make me feel that much better about having made it. And then having posted it.
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Postby Cole » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:14 pm

It's 'E nomine patris et fili et spiritus sancti'
I am what you think I am. My reality is irrelevant.
Warning: My Misogynism level two has upgraded to Misanthropy level four.
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Postby Yoshi » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:29 am

Reverend Cole wrote:It's 'E nomine patris et fili et spiritus sancti'


Translation? I got some of that but, yeah.

Go for the Paint, Spruce. You and your Boondock Saints fantasies :)
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Best case scenerio I'll get arrested for public nudity with a boner. It's win win.
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Material Defender » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:18 am

Um, Did I draw that? Seriously its that bad.
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Postby Mr. Noia » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:53 am

Yoshimoto wrote:
Reverend Cole wrote:It's 'E nomine patris et fili et spiritus sancti'


Translation? I got some of that but, yeah.

Go for the Paint, Spruce. You and your Boondock Saints fantasies :)


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Postby Akaine » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:09 pm

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Doctress Who-CURSE YOU AKAINE AND FENIX. *Shakes fist*
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Spruce Moose » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:57 pm

What Cole has posted is proper latin, what I have in my sig is the way the MAcmanus brothers say it.

And yes, "....." is the perfect reaction to my monstrosity.
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Postby DeeMer » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:16 pm

My sides ache with laughter a second time!
So I'd like to ask any gamer that cares about this to educate their children about 2D games, and maybe together we can build a bright future for this type of gameplay.
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Postby Icerider » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:24 pm

..............No comment................
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Postby Slipslash » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:33 am

MY EYES!!!!!
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*WHAT I THOUGHT I'D DO WAS PRETEND I WAS ONE OF THOSE DEAF-MUTES*
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Relick » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:38 am

I know that its hard to do freehand in Paint, but damn! Sorry, Spruce, but that's just too horrible for words....
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Material Defender » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:48 am

This is worse then that comic strip Dave Posted yesterday.
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Postby KingOfRock » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:26 am

well i'm not shure i should comment on it...
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby QuickSilver » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:29 am

Young_Tyreal wrote:This is worse then that comic strip Dave Posted yesterday.

For your sake, I hope dave doth not see this...
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Postby KingOfRock » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:38 am

yes but even dave knows his comic strip was bad
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Spruce Moose » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:39 pm

Thank God you all agree that this is bullshit on a bun, because if you started giving a serious critique, I'd lose all the faith in humanity I had left.
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Postby Yoshi » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:21 pm

SERIOUS CRITIQUE:
You should learn to draw. The end :)
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Spruce Moose » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:41 pm

Never. It would be easier to make coal into diamondsd using your hands than to successfully teach me to draw well.
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Re: Spruce Moose's one and only attempt at art.

Postby Material Defender » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:44 am

Same here. Heck my handwriting sucks as well.
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Postby Slipslash » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:51 am

I'm better at drawing manga then drawing something from reality for some reason
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Postby QuickSilver » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:19 am

Vice versa for me.
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Postby KingOfRock » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:28 am

he he he angry kittie
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