You shouldn't have said fanfic and contest in the same thread...
So now I bring you....
Davey's day out.
"Hey Dave, watcha doin?" Travis asked David as David packed his knapsack.
"Today is my day out, I'm going to volunteer at a soup kitchen!" David said. "This is why i'm taking my knapsack along!"
"That's a laugh" Travis laughed, "I'm laughing at that." he lol'd
"Allright I'm going now." David said as he walked out the door.
"Watch out for the bleedman forums!" Said Travis.
"I can't hear you, because I've already left!" David replied, having no idea what Travis said.
While walking down the street, David came across a poorly spelled group of panhandlers.
"ZOMGZ DAVID WAZUP?" Said Len-geta.
"YALOL" Said Cole "LMFAO"
"WANNA SEE MY HOT DOG????" Said Wildcard, shoving a hot dog in David's face.
"Eyaugh!" David shrieked as he turned around and ran away, the others chased him, quoting lines from popular internet flash movies.
Cutting through many dirty back-alleyways to lose his pursuers, David soon found himself in a part of town he didn't recognize. He felt afraid and peed himself many times.
"Where am I?!" He cried to the heavens, as he peed himself again.
Wandering around this new part of town, he came under assault by coffee shop patrons and some kids that were hanging out at a bookstore very menacingly.
"Get up out my way, punk!" One youth harrassed David as he read a book, "I'm all up onz da new HARRY POTTAH, bitch!"
"MAGIC MISSILE!" Another yelled as he threw a ball of paper at David. All of the kids laughed.
"S...stop it you nerdy bullies!" David yelled. "Or else I'll..."
"You'll what?" The kids goaded him...
"OR ELSE.... I'LL USE PHOTOSHOP FILTERS ON YOU!" David said as his face turned green and got a glowing layer effect.
The punk kids all jumped back at his transformation and began to look wary, but the leader yelled "Let's beat him up with our jutsus!"
But David shot a lens flare out of his mouth and vaporized the leader kid. The others made Home-Alone faces and turned to run away, but David stopped them by motion blurring their feet, making them all slip and fall down.
One of the kids tried to use a jutsu, but he was just a nerdy kid, and couldn't actually do anything but mash his hands together. David disposed of the rest of them by turning the ground they stood on into difference clouds, sucking them all into filter fuckers infinity.
An hour later, David found his way to the soup kitchen, but he discovered that it was full of filthy bums, so he decided to just go home and play Xbox.
On the way home he met magic princess Spike.
"Hello David" She said, "I will grant you three wishes..."
"I want every naruto episode and every videog-" he began
"...but none of them can involve naruto or video games." She cut him off.
"THEN I WISH YOU'D DROP DEAD!" David swore at the magic princess. "LOUSY COCKTEASE MAGIC PRINCESS!"
She got a frumpy look on her face "Well how about we extend this fanfic with a fun adventure!" She suggested, "...Into my magical homeland of Canada!"
"I guess that would be kind of coo-OOF!" David began, but Spike instead punched him in the stomach and took his wallet.
"Drop dead yourself, asshole." She laughed as she flew away.
"dam" sed daved as hee contnuied hom.
But when he opened the door to his house, Wildcard jumped out of the door at him.
"WANT TO TASTE MY HOT DOG DAVID???" Wildcard shoved the hotdog in David's face again.
"Augh! It got in my mouth!" Said David.
Last edited by Flux
on Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:47 pm, edited 2 times in total.