What about a deadline? :3

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I could assist you in this venture. After all, I am quite the writer, fan fiction and original.

Well, my fic in progress, Black & White, fits that criteria fine. I'm already submitting it on this forum, but it's not finished. Want me to send you the whole thing when it is done, LilyPichu?

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You shouldn't have said fanfic and contest in the same thread...

So now I bring you....

Davey's day out.

By Flux

"Hey Dave, watcha doin?" Travis asked David as David packed his knapsack.

"Today is my day out, I'm going to volunteer at a soup kitchen!" David said. "This is why i'm taking my knapsack along!"

"That's a laugh" Travis laughed, "I'm laughing at that." he lol'd

"Allright I'm going now." David said as he walked out the door.

"Watch out for the bleedman forums!" Said Travis.

"I can't hear you, because I've already left!" David replied, having no idea what Travis said.


While walking down the street, David came across a poorly spelled group of panhandlers.

"ZOMGZ DAVID WAZUP?" Said Len-geta.

"YALOL" Said Cole "LMFAO"

"WANNA SEE MY HOT DOG????" Said Wildcard, shoving a hot dog in David's face.

"Eyaugh!" David shrieked as he turned around and ran away, the others chased him, quoting lines from popular internet flash movies.

Cutting through many dirty back-alleyways to lose his pursuers, David soon found himself in a part of town he didn't recognize. He felt afraid and peed himself many times.

"Where am I?!" He cried to the heavens, as he peed himself again.

Wandering around this new part of town, he came under assault by coffee shop patrons and some kids that were hanging out at a bookstore very menacingly.

"Get up out my way, punk!" One youth harrassed David as he read a book, "I'm all up onz da new HARRY POTTAH, bitch!"

"MAGIC MISSILE!" Another yelled as he threw a ball of paper at David. All of the kids laughed.

"S...stop it you nerdy bullies!" David yelled. "Or else I'll..."

"You'll what?" The kids goaded him...

"OR ELSE.... I'LL USE PHOTOSHOP FILTERS ON YOU!" David said as his face turned green and got a glowing layer effect.

The punk kids all jumped back at his transformation and began to look wary, but the leader yelled "Let's beat him up with our jutsus!"

But David shot a lens flare out of his mouth and vaporized the leader kid. The others made Home-Alone faces and turned to run away, but David stopped them by motion blurring their feet, making them all slip and fall down.

One of the kids tried to use a jutsu, but he was just a nerdy kid, and couldn't actually do anything but mash his hands together. David disposed of the rest of them by turning the ground they stood on into difference clouds, sucking them all into filter fuckers infinity.

An hour later, David found his way to the soup kitchen, but he discovered that it was full of filthy bums, so he decided to just go home and play Xbox.

On the way home he met magic princess Spike.

"Hello David" She said, "I will grant you three wishes..."

"I want every naruto episode and every videog-" he began

"...but none of them can involve naruto or video games." She cut him off.

"THEN I WISH YOU'D DROP DEAD!" David swore at the magic princess. "LOUSY COCKTEASE MAGIC PRINCESS!"

She got a frumpy look on her face "Well how about we extend this fanfic with a fun adventure!" She suggested, "...Into my magical homeland of Canada!"

"I guess that would be kind of coo-OOF!" David began, but Spike instead punched him in the stomach and took his wallet.

"Drop dead yourself, asshole." She laughed as she flew away.

"dam" sed daved as hee contnuied hom.

But when he opened the door to his house, Wildcard jumped out of the door at him.

"WANT TO TASTE MY HOT DOG DAVID???" Wildcard shoved the hotdog in David's face again.

"Augh! It got in my mouth!" Said David.

THE END!

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Hmmm....

Added after 41 seconds:

I reckon I can top that. I gotta finish the fic first.

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^2 Fluz you're a god damned genius. Thats one of the funniest things I've read i a long long time. And when David shot a lens flare from his mouth...I could just see this being the script for the best children's book in the entire world.

I say Flux has nailed 1st place.

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[22:38] <DJ_Cyni-Cole> you're tell me, a writer, that books are lame?
Jesus fuels with 89 Octane and so do I. Eat it, heritics. -Halo

Are we judging be humour content, or downright grip? My story's got fights, Bell, and is chock of Gir goodness!

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Well its your contest...but I'd judge on several factors. Creativity, readability (grammar, pacing, flow), and enjoyment...but for me, I'm going to find the most enjoyment out of humor stories.

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[22:38] <DJ_Cyni-Cole> you're tell me, a writer, that books are lame?
Jesus fuels with 89 Octane and so do I. Eat it, heritics. -Halo

Hmm... I guess. My fic's nearing completion, but it's too long to submit here. I'll PM it to LilyPichu but I'll post it on its appropriate thread.

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HAHA, thanks brother. XD Boy oh boy it had to have been YEARS since I wrote something.

And don't worry about me winning, Griddles. Half the people in the world think I'm almost funny, and the other MUCH LARGER HALF think I'm a total dipshit.

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I think Flux wins the thread for resurrecting the word "dipshit" and using it properly in a sentence. What an awesome word.

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OH YOU... I knew I should have worked you into the fic somehow. XD

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YEAH WTF DUDE. No love for the Spikeses

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Dave: I'm rageing lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sucros: You can't learn to cook without learning a little french, you can't discuss softcore gay porn without learning a little japanese.

Well how about you look at that fanfic now Spikums? (At the point after David goes to the soup kitchen.) Given enough consecutive free seconds, I was bound to think of something ridiculous.

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I haven't laughed the hard in awhile, OMFG XD XD

I liked the part where I steal his wallet And the lensflare attacks. Damn, Flux, that is AWESOME. Seriously XD

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EHEHEHE THX XD It just takes so much out of me to write anything anymore.

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GOSH me too. I used to write the most RIDICULOUSLY hilarious fanfics. Well, at least they were hilarious to me. I wish I could dig some up, 'cause damn.

I remember one summer when I wrote a novel about my characters. 200 pages, 8.5*11, single spaced or so. Granted, my characters are radically different now, but the lit side of it was actually OK.

I want to write again... ;__;

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Dave: I'm rageing lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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Flux, will you have my babies?

Anyway, ATTENTION FAN FIC WRITERS

If you plan to enter your fanfic into any sort of real contest, for example one sanctioned by your local anime convention, YOU CANNOT HAVE POSTED YOUR STORY ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET.

Just a friendly reminder.

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Really? hah, I did not know that.

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Dave: I'm rageing lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sucros: You can't learn to cook without learning a little french, you can't discuss softcore gay porn without learning a little japanese.

I WANNA SEE UR STOREEZ, SPIKE! (I can read it after I get back from work at a MILLION OCLOCK TONIGHT) Because your comic writing is zany and funny, which is rare and uncommon for girls to ever be funny like that.

And Kris, I thought we already agreed that I would be having YOUR babies! I know it might feel wierd, but I'll be doing all the work, so don't sweat your pretty head.

But ultimately, writing comics is much more better than writing stories, and thanks to flash, Gamin Frends was a literal translation of some shit I wrote up while I was coked out of my fucking gourd. But drawing also makes your ideas little easier to swallow for the average joe, and being able to draw is kickass in itself.... With a little proper directing, it can be less of a pain in the ass than writing, because you don't have to learn any presentation methods for dialogue... you just put what you want them to say in the bubble XD

About this contest, I dont reeeally care if I even qualify or not.

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It was probably 3 pages when he wrote it down in crayon.

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[22:38] <DJ_Cyni-Cole> you're tell me, a writer, that books are lame?
Jesus fuels with 89 Octane and so do I. Eat it, heritics. -Halo

AAHAHAHAHAHA I got owned XD

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