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Postby Mandy » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:48 pm

'Nice Panties!'

Mandy stood up and dusted herself off. "I can't believe this! Isn't there a federal law against such things?!" She grabbed her books, covered her front and ran off into the girls' bathroom. When she went in there was one other girl who was fixing her hair. "Jeese Mandy, are you that desperate?!" "NO! Now get out!" The girl walked out laughing loudly. "I can't believe this." She looked into the mirror and contemplated what to do. "Well, I could just walk into class and act like this is a fashion statement... Nooo that wouldn't work. Damnit!"

A shadowy figure ran through the halls carrying a size 3 pair of girl's jeans. He turned the corner and looked at his catch. "That was easier than I thought." He smiled wryly and stuffed the pants into his bag. He stood a good 6 feet tall, brown hair and the deepset blue eyes imaginable. As he turned the corner he saw hir prey dash into the girls' bathroom. "Well, that was a hilarious sight!" A little bit afterwards another girl walked out laughing loudly. He approached her and spoke in a dark, evil tone, "Don't tell anyone about her." The laughing girl looked at him and was freaked out, "O..okay, I...I wont." She dashed away and around the corner.

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Chapter 3, 'Hey sexy.'

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Chapter 3. 'Hey Sexy'

"Boy, am I glad I wore a long shirt to school today." In actuallity the shirt just barely coverd her panties. She walked out of the bathroom, covering herself with her books and backback. "Omf!" She bumped right into the guy who stole her pants. "Oh, I'm...um...sorry." "Hey sexy." "What?" Before she could back away he pushed her against the wall. "Are you missing something?" Her eyes were wide with fright, "Uhhh...hey! Get off me!" She tried to push him away, but she was too weak. "What...what are you doing?!" He didn't speak as his lips came closer to hers. Without thinking she rammed her knee as hard as she could into his crotch. "OH SHIT!!!!" He grabbed his crotch and fell to the ground. "FUUUUCK!!!!" She glanced at him for a second then dasshed down the hall and disappeared around the corner.
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Re: In honour of my pants!

Postby Slipslash » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:05 pm

NOOOOO *runs off still wearing Mandys pants*
You'll never catch me!!!!!!!
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Postby Mauser » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:54 pm

don't you mean "he grabbed his crotch"?

cause other wise it's just a little bit weird...
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Postby Mandy » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:57 pm

0.0!!! Thanks for the spell check!
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Postby Mr. Froggy » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:16 pm

Nice, very nice.
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Postby Swamphunter » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:56 pm

Tis nice. Me likey!
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Postby GridsNaranek » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:03 pm

Heheh, I like where this is going...
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Postby Penguin » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:03 pm

Heh heh heh. Very adultish indeed. But remember:

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Postby Spruce Moose » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:29 pm

Laharl wrote:Heh heh heh. Very adultish indeed. But remember:

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Indeed. That's why you go with hentai and full on porn.
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Postby Icerider » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:47 pm

lol

Hyro got his wires crossed earlier...GREAT STORY!
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Postby Mandy » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:17 pm

Glad you all like it!
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Postby Icerider » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:28 pm

;) How could we not like it?!
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Postby KingOfRock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:53 am

i have no idea what this thread is about because i was too lazy to read it... so burn everything!!! mhwaaaa
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Postby Mr. Larry! » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:05 am

KingOfRock wrote:i have no idea what this thread is about because i was too lazy to read it... so burn everything!!! mhwaaaa


This is why you have so many friends

Honestly, this story so far is like a dream I once had, with Mandy and everything
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Postby Umbra » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:56 am

Thats.....odd.....
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Postby Crash » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:57 am

very nice sotry mandy! keep it up ! :P
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Postby KingOfRock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:06 am

Yes now i have taken the time to read this thread very nice story.... so burn everything!!! mhwaaaa
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Postby QuickSilver » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:08 am

You seem to like burning things...need some napalm?
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Postby KingOfRock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:09 am

Napalm good... ricin gas better. mhwaaa
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Postby Umbra » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:42 am

Burning things rules!!!....Especially hamsters...
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Postby Mandy » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:14 am

ACK! SPAMMERS!!! *pulls out anti-spammer spray* Die!!!
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Postby QuickSilver » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:16 am

...it's not spam as long as we mention the topic! Burn everything!!!! (cool story). Ha not spam!
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Postby KingOfRock » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:18 am

spam spam glorious spam 'cool story' i like spam...

note .. weird al did a great song about spam.
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Postby Mandy » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:31 am

She was hiding around the corner and breathing hard. "Holy...shit...what the...hell...was that?!" After catching her breathe, Mandy wandered down the hall and found her sanctuary, the Drama room. "Yes! Clothes!"

Chris stood up, "Damn that hurt!" He lloked around and began walking in the direction that his prey ran off in. "What is wrong with that girl? She should atleast be nice to the man with her pants." He stoped and opened his locker. He took out his new catch and tossed it in with all the other pants. "Now all I need is her heart and then it will be complete." He laughed and shut the door, "OUCH," on his finger.
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Postby QuickSilver » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:34 am

There's not much one can say to that...but I like the direction this story is going.
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