Sweet!

So when do we start the RPG?

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I'm typing it up as we speak...but I probably won't have it up until tomorrow. We'll be starting with the "new recruits orientation" hosted by Deena and Eek.

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Sweet.

aww XD Bummer. I had a great idea for an opening post too D: I think it would've been funneh o_O.

Name: Gary, as himself.. Gary XD
Title: The clueless new employee
Age: 18
Race: Homo gruntus
Appearance: here
Background: Trying to make a living, Gary answers the newspaper wants ad for "Manager wanted: Good pay" and so arrives at the doorstep of the SIDEWAYS world headquarters.
Quirks: Clueless
Other Information: Gary absolutely has no clue what the hell he's doing. He gets cryptic orders from the people above him in the organization but has no training on how to interpret them or carry them out. Interesting enough, things still get done without his interference so he spends most of the day idling.

World headquarters? That's new. I thought we hung out in an abandoned warehouse by the pier....

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"World headquartes"

Oh well, I guess my posting idea isn't gonna work so well XD. I was imagining SIDEWAYS to be this uh.. james bond like.. "bad guy" organization with a big base and stuff and legion of people

Nope, that is why they are hireing, they need new people.

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Well, I assume that any evil, world dominating organization is constantly hiring new people O_o

Actually, in the beginning of the comic, Sideways only had three members. We still technically only have three members. And an intern. And 3 lab rats.

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Hydro is the coolest!

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Yeah but.. Maybe Deena changed the canon some .

Too bad you're not playing Hydro...that'd be so cool! And Deena probably wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Well, I'm going to be one of the recruits!

So long as you're cynical enough, you are definitely allowed to play Hydro.XD Just catch up on your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Hydro likes to practice...

Deena: Hydro? What was it like to play a Pokemon?
Hydro: I'll kill you. I will. Just watch me.
Deena: o.o;;...
Hydro: I'll cut you! I'll cut you, biotch!
Deena: Oh my goodness! My squirrel/turtle hybrid formerly known as the artist known as Squirtle is now a GANGSTA RAPPA!
Hydro: ...help me;.;
Linxie: I'll fix him...*super ultra mega kick of doom*
Hydro: I feel cuuuuured~

Oh, I almost forgot...*heaves the cruise ship of approval at Inside's head* Accepted!

Oh, and one of the warehouses is Deena's laboratory...isn't that evil enough?XD

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I wana be Hydro!
I will teach you the way of the ninja soon, Leonardo.

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Hydro: ... Just as soon as I finish this Rubix Cube. *carefully takes a yellow sticker and puts it onto a blank square*

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>.>

*Wait*

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Can you feel the irony? *Wink-nudge-wink*

Ooooooh, this sounds like my kinda rp!! XD Perhaps I shall make a character. Still recruiting?

Yup, an evil orginization always needs more lackeys...er...soldiers.

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After long last, here's Silchi's biography! Enjoy, Jay!

Name: Siluial, or Silchi, a nickname started by Deena^.^
Title: The Intern
Age: looks 16, but a woman never reveals her age
Race: Elvish
Orginization: Sideways
Appearance: http://otakunomanga.keenspace.com/d/20040915.html; blond hair, blue-gray eyes, wears glasses
Background: Basically the errand girl for Sideways, she does all the things everyone else doesn't bother to do(make the coffee, feed everyone, do the laundry, etc.), and she does it with a genuine smile.
Quirks: She hates perverts, or anyone who looks like a pervert. She can sense perverts from a mile away, and doesn't hesitate to give them a good beating.
Other Information: Everybody loves the intern...Laurel more than others.>.>;; He is constantly attempting to spy on her, use very lame pick-up lines that he thinks are genius, and basically grope her. Of course, he gets the living crap beaten out of him constantly, but seems to still live(and use corny pickup-lines) despite the various bones/seemingly important organs she's wrecked in him. Everyone is friendly to her, as her smiling face is contagious. She is probably one of the most normal characters in the circus known as Sideways, except for her abilities to bring Laurel(and other perverts) near-death multiple times.

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I think this is a good a time as any to share Silchi's theme song from the Otaku no Manga musical Deena and I tried writing last year

*sung to the tune of Master of the House from Les Mis*

Siluial:
Master of the flat,
keeper of the keys,
If you want a drink, you come and talk to me.
Working throught the day,
Sleeping through the night,
With all this paperwork, I've gotta do it right!

Chorus:
Everybody loves the intern!
She does all the things we don't!
She does all the things that high-paid people simply won't!

Eek:
I used to dream that I would rule the world,
But now I'm teaching this cheerful little girl...
Master of the flat,
Bright and happy chick,
Bubbly and chipper and it makes me sick!
Not even getting paid,
A smile on her face,
Scary how she does that at a normal pace.
How can she count as evil?
But then again what the hey?
Why am I complaining?
At least she brings me coffee everyday!

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I love that song.<3 Deena and Relick need theme songs, too. My Love Hina RP character certainly has one..."If you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean 'cause hey! I'd like you anyway~"

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I guess Linxie doesn't have lkyrics to his theme song.

The Song "ORTA: More than a Weapon" just starts playing whenever he starts using his L33t gaming skillzzzzz.


If you wanna know what that song is, you can get it off of OC Remix.

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Definately the Toast Song for Shockro.

And for Kumari, it's "The Man Song". Kumari is such a push over.

When Lime + Persimmon pair is brought to the table, "Soramimi Keeki", the Azumanga opening song comes to mind XD

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