Neb threw another gift at V. "Here, you might like this." (Take your pick.)

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Velociraptor opened it up with the finesse of a two-year old.
"Sweet! My own sandwich making kit! I love sandwiches! Woo!"

"wheeee...can somf fone geft me somtfin do dfink?" Aperantly Xion drakn the enthiger 12-pack...

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

Sarah knocked Xion on the head.
"Sober up."

"No i'm not drukf, IO just speakf like thif after beer" Beveling the fackt he was talking strangly he wasn't showing any sign of drunknes

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

"Right."
Sarah grabbed a bucket of water and threw it on Xion.

"..." in reply Xion but the bucket on her head

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

Gil walked up behind Xion. "Here take some of this." He shot a blast of holy power at Xion from point black range. He would not miss.

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Sarah watched as Xion was hit with the beam. Meanwhile, Domino stood with Velociraptor, away from the chaos. Sarah looked through the cabinents for something and took out a megaphone.
"STOP FOOLING AROUND, YOU GUYS. LET'S JUST GO OUT TO EAT, AND WE'LL GIVE HIM THE REST OF THE PRESENTS THERE."

Added after 8 minutes:

Fo' Shizzle.

Added after 29 minutes:

((I really like how the whole 'Anyone can join' sign worked. No one else that wasn't in NB came, besides Xion.))

Tamashi walked in. "Well, I calmed her down a bit. But the problem is she disapered as we were walking back."

Tamashi noticed a shadow out of place in the room near V. He didn't say anything and sat next to his dad. "We going to have cake soon? Never had cake before."

"Fuck of will ya? my head hurts..." with that he sat down on the nearest couhc and fallen a sleep

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

"Well, the blast was supposed to make him feel better, maybe gave him a bit to much.. Oh well."

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So this is a general purpose Act Goofy and Celebrate Raptor's B-Day thread?

Okay then.

*

As Velociraptor and Domino was trying to keep the chaos in the house mininal, the phone rang. "Could you get that Raptor? I'm kinda busy here," Domino asked.

Velociraptor went over to the phone. "Velociraptor's residence. Leave message at the sound of panicked screaming."

"Greetings, annoyance."

Velociraptor somehow managed to feel both disgust and dread at the sinister voice on the phone. "Saw Boss? You're dead! Evil Ninja barbequed your evil tree ass!"

"And I must talk to him about that. However, I've heard it's your birthday today."

"So what?"

"..."

"Trying to think up an insult?"

The voice on the other end sighed and replied with a "...Happy Birthday, Velociraptor."

"...That's it! You call up to do your 'Evil Baddie' routine, and end up giving me a happy birthday message?

"Yes. Don't make this harder on me, I didn't want to do this. However, keep this thought in mind. Enjoy this birthday of yours, Velociraptor. It shall be your last."

*click*

Velociraptor hung up the phone. "Well," he thought to himself, "one one hand, the evil Monster Mind who pretty much hates us all just phoned in an appearance. On the other, he did wish ma a happy birthday. I guess it all works out in the end!"

*

Yeah, I brought him back for this random silliness. Happy Birthday Raptor-Man.

"Who was that?" asked Domino.
"Oh. Nobody. Don't worry about it."
Domino blushed a bit, and shoved Velociraptor her present.
"Thanks!" said Velociraptor happily, and he tore it open.
Seconds went by like hours for Domino.
"It's...a blender," Velociraptor commented.
"Mm-hm," Domino mumbled. "Do you like it?"
"Do I like it? Of course! I've always wanted a blender! Thanks Domino!" velociraptyor said, embracing her in a hug.
"What about you, Jenny and Sarah?' Velociraptor inquired, still hugging Domino.
"We'll give you ours after we eat out," said Sarah.
"What'll it be, birthday boy?" asked Jenny.
"I was thinking Greek. I have a hankering for some gyros."
"Okay. We'll go to Gyro Guys," commented Sarah.
"Any objections?" asked Velociraptor of his guests.

"We're in." Said Neb, he was speaking for himself, Gil, Kanzu, and Marsove.

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"Okay. Everybody into Velociraptor's ship," said Sarah, as she held the front door open for the guests. Everyone entered Velocirapto's ship, which was black, and almost shaped like the spearhead of a certain projectile weapon.
Velociraptor sat in the pilot's seat and Domino sat next to him. Velociraptor flipped some switches, and the ship started to hum. Then, the ship rose into the sky and blasted off towards the city of Lancelot.

Added after 47 minutes:

Shortly after blasting off, the ship landed in Lancelot, next to Gyro Guys.
The occupants of the ship got out and entered the restaurant.
"Order whatever you guys want," said Jenny. "I'm paying."

"Yo, Velociraptor what up, HAPPY BIRTH-DAY." said Felix popping his head through the the doors of the restaurant.

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V was sitting at a table. A vine grew up from the floor and wrapped itself around V's chair untill it was at his sholder. It tapped twice and then sunk below eyelevel.

"Huh?" Velociraptor looked around to see who tapped him, but there was no one.
"Wierd...Oh well."
Velociraptor got up and ordered two gyro meal deals, and sat back down.

"I prefer Ramen...." seams the Alcohol efeckt was gone and Xion voice was back to normal

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

"We sell ramen," said the guy working the counter.
"What type would you prefer?"

"hmmm Meg size with Onions and well done Pork Meat.....extra onion" Xion was obviosly starving

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

"Cool have the ramen with miso please and thank you."

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Kratos runs in"i am Kratos and i wi....mmmm is that ramen"*sits down*

Xion got the big bowl of Ramn and with a Smile he said "Itadakimas!" ans started eating

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He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer