So this is a general purpose Act Goofy and Celebrate Raptor's B-Day thread?
As Velociraptor and Domino was trying to keep the chaos in the house mininal, the phone rang. "Could you get that Raptor? I'm kinda busy here," Domino asked.
Velociraptor went over to the phone. "Velociraptor's residence. Leave message at the sound of panicked screaming."
Velociraptor somehow managed to feel both disgust and dread at the sinister voice on the phone. "Saw Boss? You're dead! Evil Ninja barbequed your evil tree ass!"
"And I must talk to him about that. However, I've heard it's your birthday today."
"Trying to think up an insult?"
The voice on the other end sighed and replied with a "...Happy Birthday, Velociraptor."
"...That's it! You call up to do your 'Evil Baddie' routine, and end up giving me a happy birthday message?
"Yes. Don't make this harder on me, I didn't want to do this. However, keep this thought in mind. Enjoy this birthday of yours, Velociraptor. It shall be your last."
Velociraptor hung up the phone. "Well," he thought to himself, "one one hand, the evil Monster Mind who pretty much hates us all just phoned in an appearance. On the other, he did wish ma a happy birthday. I guess it all works out in the end!"
Yeah, I brought him back for this random silliness. Happy Birthday Raptor-Man.