You got a collar the insant you put on a shirt, unless your naked in which case you wouldn't have a collar but instead be dragged via hand/leg/hair/boob. And bouncing off what Iris said, if we were going S&M I would understand a belt but a paddle would just seem more fit for everything else, and in all honesty you can never go wrog with a whip.
What exactly are you going to do about me dissecting Kei, Trag?............. OH SHIT DON'T PULL THE SPRAY *Covers eyes with one arm and the back of the head with the other arm*
Edit: Now that I think of it, I could see Keiran turning the tables and man handling me.
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