In a world, where zombies roam the streets. Where some would shoot, others would use small arm sized bladed weaponry. Risking their health on the line, these few choose to look cool over survival. Diving into hordes of zombies to start hacking, these "heroes" chop their way through waves of human flesh.
"Puny guns! We are too cool and edgy for that!"
They scoff at the guns,
"Why should I risk my health over my nice [INSERT GENERIC LARGE KNIFE HERE], I have to to do one thing! Cut zombies, AND get infected in the process!"
Because who cares about getting bitten or scratched in such close quarters when you have a nice [INSERT GENERIC LARGE KNIFE HERE]
About the only time you're guaranteed to come out unscathed with both your humanity and your public image, is when you fight a single zombie one on one. BUT EVEN THEN YOU'RE SO BADDASS YOU COULD BE KILLED ANYWAY.
"Uhgg. .. .gu h h. . . .Argbll. . . .ugh, ugh. .. .owaaaaah. . ." - ACTUAL TESTIMONY OF ONE COOL MOTHERFUCKING KNIFE WIELDER
"Mah. . . .awwww. . hurrrrrgh. . ." - "I GIVE IT 5 STARS FOR HELPING ME TURN EASIER!"
And not to worry, pussy [INSERT LONG MELEE TYPE SWORD/OBJECT] users, you can also participate in this slaught of innocence. Since no one is safe. . . .FROM LOOKING COOL, WHILE ATTACKING A HORDE WITH [INSERT LONG MELEE TYPE SWORD/OBJECT]!!!!
Coming to a dumbass near you!!
"MY BLADE IS BIGGER THEN YOURS"
[SWORDS WORK I SAW IN THE MOVIES]
BLADES OF STEEL, 3: REVENGE OF THE EDGE: COOLNESS FACTOR AT MAXIMUM
I'm done now
I have nothing against people who use big knives in a zombie fight
I just like poking fun at people who do
For it's all done in good taste chaps