I get bad allergies from time to time, but I'm either too lazy, too stubborn, or too moronic to take meds. I usually end up sneezing non-stop for ten minutes at a time . . . in the middle of class.
Illegal substances don't only include drugs you know! XD They also include things like toxic chemicals, most likely napalm, and radioactive, fissionable materials . . . not that I would know.
'Samus. That's the only name you'll hear. Samus. It means the end and the death. Samus. I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Samus will gnaw upon your bones. Look out! Samus is here.' - Horus Rising by Dan Abnett
I can see clearly now the rain is gone! I can see all obsta-- *runs into a pole*