Okay, guys, let's play.

in the game, your characters have double lives away from the pressures of "reality" (that is the thing your characters hate the most), and in the rp you will have your characters sit at their computers and act out trite and cliché fantasies with one another in textual format on a forum, wherein you will have them participate in unnecessary fight scenes and apply any behavioural traits you may have picked up from whatever anime is currently the flavour of the month around here to your character.

you'll also have your character write absurdly long sections chronicling mere minutes of time because your characters all love to be as verbose as possible because it is the only thing they wish to be judged on because it is the only thing they can do vaguely well. sadly, your characters are completely naive in terms of pacing and will often drivel endlessly on about their fantasy because it's better than their real life.

there is no ending goal

you just do this

over and over

for years and years


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I will just be GMing so I won't have a character
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CHARACTER SHEET:

Name:

Gender:

Gamertag:

Weight: (Min. 300lbs)

Height: (Max. 5'11")

Location:

Favourite Website: (Not allowed to be Facebook, MySpace or anything that requires having friends)

Favourite Monty Python sketch: (Because I know you have one)

Favourite variety of "Cheetos":

Favourite soft drink:

Common themes in their characters: (ie. Great intelligence to compensate for your characters lack of it, incredibly handsome and suave to compensate for your characters crippling anxiety and oily skin, etc.)

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
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CHARACTER SHEET:

Name: Phillip

Gender: Male

Gamertag: Grey

Weight: 400 llbs.

Height: 5'10".5"'

Location: London

Favourite Website: The Pirate Bay

Favourite Monty Python sketch: Spanish Inquisition

Favourite variety of "Cheetos": Spicy

Favourite soft drink: Watermelon Smirnoff Ice

Common themes in their characters: Laid-back "coolness" to make up for the fact that he's really too lazy to be as verbose as his fellow ArrPeers

WEIGHT IS MINIMUM 300LBS YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY RP FOREVER

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

WAIT I'M SORRY I MISREAD NOOOOOOO

PLEASE GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE

CHARACTER SHEET:

Name: Gary Thompson

Gender: Male

Gamertag: Lo Dong

Weight: 350 lbs

Height: 5' 6"

Location: Ohio

Favourite Website: http://www.animeonline.net/

Favourite Monty Python sketch: Fish Slap Dance

Favourite variety of "Cheetos": Cheetos Cheese n' Bacon Balls

Favourite soft drink: Mountain Dew Code Red

Common themes in their characters: Dangerously debonaire and incredibly handsome bordering on beautiful.

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Tuor is accepted

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

AND WIZARD YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

THANK YOU

I MEAN, GEEZ, I VOTED FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING

MAN...

FIXED

Well as long as we're all being complete dicks I suppose I'll give this a try and pretend to be someone I'm not pretending to be someone they're not.

Name: Hugo "Huge-O" Sanchez

Gender: Male, I think. I haven't seen my penis in five years so it might not even be there anymore, I'm just making a vague guess based on my sexual preferences so I could be a lesbian for all I know

Gamertag: UnicornPrince007

Weight: 301 lbs. last I checked which was maybe seven years ago when I could weigh myself without damaging the scale. By now it might be anywhere between 302-701 I'm not sure.

Height: 5'10" standing, 6'5" sitting

Location: Alaska, where my blubber keeps me warm

Favourite Website: http://www.somethingawful.com

Favourite Monty Python sketch: Parrot Sktetch. I was going to pick something more obscure like maybe Cheese Shop, or more 'original' like Spanish Inquisition, but I figured nobody would pick Parrot Sketch since they think everyone likes Parrot Sketch and that they'd be unoriginal for picking it; therefore I'm being original by picking Parrot Sketch by proxy since nobody else is going to pick it.
Failing that, Lumberjack

Favourite variety of "Cheetos": Original, though I won't turn down Cheetos no matter what variety they are; my brother sometimes offers me something he calls "Floor Cheetos" which are basically Cheetos he dropped on the floor and stepped on - the dirt on his shoes offers a subtle flavor

Favourite soft drink: Root Beer because it allows my burps to be loud and boisterous, in addition to rancid and foul. Nothing better than belching and being able to melt paint.

Common themes in their characters: Extreme athleticism to make up for the fact that I get winded just standing up to use the bathroom

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CRISIS: Equestria (Chapters 1-33)
Current Work-in-Progress: CRISIS: Equestria - Chapter 34/35 - Status - 34: 99% done; 35 - 33% Done
Revision Progress: Chapter 16 - NOT YET STARTED

LOL

I like where this is going.

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FUKKATSU

See you can tell it's not me because I don't live in Alaska everyone knows that lol

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CRISIS: Equestria (Chapters 1-33)
Current Work-in-Progress: CRISIS: Equestria - Chapter 34/35 - Status - 34: 99% done; 35 - 33% Done
Revision Progress: Chapter 16 - NOT YET STARTED

ganon u r axeptid

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

Name: Bob Sagat

Gender: Male

Gamertag: BobSagat

Weight: 301 lbs. (He is SVELTE)

Height: 5'10 (A FUCKING GIANT)

Location: Alabama, USA

Favourite Website: LOL I CAN'T LINK NSFW WEBSITES HERE

Favourite Monty Python sketch: The department of funny walks!

Favourite variety of "Cheetos": Crunchy Flamin' Hot

Favourite soft drink: Pepsi Blue

Common themes in their characters: Always surrounded by violence whether self-caused or otherwise in order to satisfy Bob's own bloodlust without risking his own life due to his general cowardice. HE WOULD TOTALLY SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL IF HE WASN'T SUCH A PUSSY.

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I WILL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF SEVERAL NPCS WHOSE CHARACTER SHEETS WILL BE ADDED - ALONG WITH YOU GUYSESES - TO THE OPENING POST WHEN THEY ARE FINISHED

also bob you = in

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

BOB TALKS IN ALLCAPS MOST OF THE TIME. I HEAR THAT MIGHT BE IRRITATING BUT I FIGURE IT'S COO FO THIS RP.

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FUKKATSU

YES!

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HEY DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME I HAVE A CAPSLOCK BUTTON THAT IS acting UP

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

i CAN rp TOO? MY caps BUTTON WORKS.

no i am saving your space for cascade in case he wants to join

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
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fINE YOUR rp SUCKS ANYWAY i'LL GO POST IN ee THAT'S A FUN rp.

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

yES IT IS FUN AND FUNNY.

AM I IN YET OR NOT?