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Postby Mandy » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:41 am

Walks up t the Smiths and flashes them thens runs behind a bush and giggles! lol
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Postby Shebum Devi » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:32 pm

*plops down and draws teh giant blowfish. Giant blowfish rolls over all the smiths and mandy's right leg* OOPS!
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Postby Mandy » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:01 pm

Gorw another leg. Owie!
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Postby Shebum Devi » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:25 pm

*gives her a prostectic one* Now they match
*all martha stuart like* and that's a good thing
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Postby Hasegawa Rayven » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:26 pm

Pulls out a Nueralizer and Flashie-things everyone. Since Smith is nothing more than a Computer memory, he gets erased by the memory erasing ray.

Turns into Neo, and goes "Whoa..." Then jumps out into the sky all Matrix Superman like.
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Postby Shebum Devi » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:51 pm

*dresses smith just liked he looked in priscilla* Aren't you pretty...Aren't you pretty? You eat bamboo!

http://www.100freewallpapers.com/movies/priscilla.jpg (I think he's the one in red)
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Postby Cali Defender » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:33 pm

and then the old jerky man came in riding the green stump. "tally-ho"!!!
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Postby Cali Defender » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:29 pm

then a nuke came and killed everyone cus the thread died XP
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Postby Cali Defender » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:49 pm

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!

IT is so wonderful, its the choice!

Its a perfect meat! The meat we love to bea....er...eat.







(sorry, i was bored, and this rp is timeless so it should be alive IMO)
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Postby Jay » Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:56 pm

Alien hamsters... ATTACK!!!
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Postby Cali Defender » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:04 pm

Jerky man transforms into a giant pancake, "Eat me!"
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Postby rameses » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:07 pm

name: john everyman, aka... ASSMAN!
powers:pure undiluted raw power... in his pants...
alliance:smilin bob the enzyte mascot

john: EGAD! hamsters! *runs into conveniant glass walled phone booth, strips to his skibbies and puts a paper bag on his head, unaware or apathetic of the fact that everyone can see him,*
assman:they shall know the wrath of mah PIE-ANTS! *pulls assault rifle from no where and blows off neos foot, which is then eaten by hamsters*
Im afraid I just dont have the motivation to be a Psychobilly...
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Postby Hasegawa Rayven » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:26 pm

Caligula (DSA) wrote:SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!


A chorus line of Viking Norsemen Can-Cans across the street singing...

"SpamSpamSpamSpam SpamSpamSpamSpam,
Spammy Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Spammy Spam! Wonderful Spam!
SpamSpamSpamSpam SpamSpamSpamSpam!"

And an Old Lady With a plate of 'Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Sausage,Eggs,Spam,Spam and Toast' walks out and yells, "But I Don't LIKE SPAM!"
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Postby Cali Defender » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:32 pm

omg, i totally forgot about that movie when i wrote that up.


I was just bored. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING!
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Postby Hasegawa Rayven » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:26 am

Dude, that's from Monty Python's Flying Circus. A TV Show. On tha BBC.

CMGAUSA shows up again and yells, "HaHA! Noses on Dowels!" then flys off again.
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Postby rameses » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:47 pm

assman:my name is assman, but my truly greatest weapon also lies in my pants... ill give you a hint, it rhymes with COCK!
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Postby Jay » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:03 pm

"I, the RED PANDA, shall DEFEAT YOU!!! GO MY CANADIAN COMRADES!!!"
A gigantic army of moose mounted beavers with railguns approach from the west, all charging at Assman.
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Re: Stoopid RP

Postby Slipslash » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:59 pm

Agent Smith emearges out of the ground with his army of agfent Smiths.
"Attack my minions!!!"Agent Smith yells."Attack that Panda and those Cannadian Basterds!!!"He says as they rush the panda nad his friends.


((I don't know why Can. would have a panda hero....pandas aren't from Can. ))
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Postby Jay » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:30 pm

I KNOW. But who cares...

"YOU CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT THE PANDA OF CANADA!!!"
Red Panda flipped his wrist and reached into his utility fur and pulled out a spider. He throws the spiders at an agent smith and the spider IMPLODES causing the agent smith to disappear.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!! FOR MY WEAKNESS IS SOMETHING YOU SHALL NEVER GUESS!!!"
He winds his paw for a punch, "SUPER BAMBOO SHOOT!!!"
Suddenly, a huge bamboo spear shoots out of his head at the agent smiths. They dodge, then the bamboo shoot IMPLODES and kills more agent smiths.
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Re: Stoopid RP

Postby rameses » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:02 pm

assman:you ever have one of those days.... where you feel like putting a bullet in the brain of every panda who wont screw to save its species...
i so badly want to kill everyone in this room...
even the children....
especially the children...
*he puts a ciggarette in his mouth, lights it and puts the rifle over his shoulder and walks through the fighting armies, lighting a stick of dynamite on his smoke and throwing it over his shoulder before beginning to kill everything in his path*
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Postby Jay » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:06 pm

Red Panda throws a rock at a smith, and it IMPLODES.
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Postby Hasegawa Rayven » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:26 pm

Neo Flies down again...."Umm...Hello? Flashie thing? Erased Smith from Existence since he's nothing more than Computer memory?

He's the Freaking Living Embodiment of "I Think Therefore I Am!" You erase his Memories and You Erase Him." Does all kinds of High Action Kung fu Crap against the Non-existant Smiths, killing whole Armies of them. Then he does his Superman Matrix thing and flies off again, before Smacking into the Sky like it's a cieling.

He falls down and smacks into the ground with a resounding <SPLAT!> Leaving a Neo-Shaped Crater.
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Re: Stoopid RP

Postby Slipslash » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:56 am

"Well I switched to a different computer.....and it's a Dell!!!*It's all inside!*"Agent Smith says.Now die you silly red bear!!!"He says as the agnet Smiths attack again."
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Postby Jay » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:29 pm

Red Panda throws a penny at the Dell computer and it IMPLODES. Then the Dell computer IMPLODES. But instead of dying, the Smiths turn red. Red Panda thrusts his arm into the air, "CANADIAN GOOSE BOMBERS!!!"
Suddenly, a fleet of canadian geese fly over head, soon, the sky rained green shit bombs upon the red smiths, and whenever a green shit bomb touched something, they'd IMPLODE.
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Postby Hasegawa Rayven » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:16 pm

Standing suddenly in a thoughtful pose next to the Large Crimson Panda, Neo strokes his chin for a moment, "Hmmm, you really like making things Implode don't ya?" Then he grabs a receiver of a conveniently placed phone booth next to him that had just conveniently NOT been imploded and did the weird Being Sucked out of Reality and into a Phone thing.
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