Good morrow, ye denizens of Snafu! The name's Zero, and I'm new on the forums (orly?).

*awkward silence, crickets*

Um.. S-So, uh, I've read practically every comic here on Snafu, and I gotta say, they're absolutely awesome. I personally like the story-based ones better, but I'm not saying the humor one's are bad (Satan's Excrement is hilarious). My favorite comic here is Grim Tales. It's amazingly drawn, has a freakin' sick storyline, and it's seriously one of the best comics I have ever read.

Anyway, to close out, I'm stoked to be a new member of the forums. I'll be sure to read the rules so I don't look like a total noob in front of you guys.

Sooooo. Yeah.

I AM BR THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE!

hi

read the rules. or i will skewer you with your own spine

otherwise hooray!!!!

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"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

Sounds fun. ^-^

And, thanks for the welcome. I already did read the rules, so skewering won't be necessary.

... Right?

I have a feeling you will be a good addition to this part of the forum. Be wary of the other sections though, lurk before you leap.

As for the skewering, well, no promises

Thanks for the advice, Innocence. ^-^

you dont have to be shy zero we dont bite ^^

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Hi I'm a wandering soul looking for newbs to protect. you sound worthy of my protection.

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*Cocks gun* Hey new guy!

Clawdeen: You guys do look friendly..

Soulchild: Sick. My second day here and I already have a cool-sounding guardian!

Bio: Aww fuck. It's like the beginning of freshman year all over again! *sigh* I'll get the tar and feathers...

*steps out of the shadows* Hi guys, I'm- *suddenly feels the entire focus of the topic shift towards me* -new...er...

Welcome thread-hijacking, huh?

Quite.

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Feathers: hiatus'd

Indeed.

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"Small muscles, big brain, the heart of a lion."
—Anthony DiNozzo on Timothy McGee

Ja.

If you three buckaroos insist on practicing this inane dribble for any longer, please move your textual dutch ruddering to PMs or a different part of the forum and leave this newbie's welcome thread for more intelligent posters